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level 33! Welsh independence supporter! Marxist at heart! ex captain of the sparkly starfishies! I talk pop culture and depression!
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This is a terminally online take! But if we had pirate software and Keir starmer in a room neither would admit to losing and would double down saying that they both won. Both with egos so large they both need an ego death.

i'm live. new game! twitch.tv/geddstation

Amazon boss, Jeff Bezos, is facing continued problems ahead of his wedding in Venice as protests continue in the Italian city.

4 days until eviction if I don’t have rent. Propane is going out in a day or two. My son is level 3 asd and we depend on baths to help him calm down when he gets aggressive. He cannot bathe in cold water . None of my kids want to. It also warms our home at night when it’s chilly. Please boost!

Banger albums on 2 hours sleep!

Was gonna use the pun museday but it's Friday and frimuse don't work. #GTRadio

While sat on the headlands. A guy has a dog on the beach and it's refused to move for the last 20 minutes. It just sat there while he walks around it.

Can't sleep so fuck it I'm taking in the beach and sea at 5.30am

Can't sleep because the brain is lying. Fucking hell I hate my brain.

Was gonna do a late night walk but it's raining and my big coat isn't here.

Bezos Wedding Guests Given Monogrammed Plastic Bottles To Urinate In During Ceremony theonion.com/bezos-w...

Going for a nap anyone needs anything?

I'm awake and might go watch the sun rise and take in the universe

The shame pile of books.

Hahahaha*crises* hahahaha

I'm running out of binder space for my Pokémon cards.

An English journalist absolutely hating his time in Belfast and everyone just takes the piss out of him is a fun laugh.

This is going to be my album of the year and just all my wrapped is pulp.

Only one good thing in Ohio and the guy who has honey badgers in a sanctuary

Boomers gonna be gutted when they learn millenials are all but too old to enlist

Caffeine needs to pick a lane! Not just make me eppy somedays and wired the next!

There's a legal fund for Palestine Action here if anyone wants to support them

Feeling sad because my favourite streamer has hung up his job after 10 years. Who else am I gonna watch shite British TV with on Tuesday while everyone calls him a Tory cunt.

Yesterday I found out she's 10 and ugh I hope she lives another 20!

This is the worst government of my life

I just wanna go back to pulp! How was it already a few weeks ago 😭

Feeling paranoid my aunties daughter got nits and I just felt something moving in my beard. I don't wanna have to shave it all off

Feeling paranoid my aunties daughter got nits and I just felt something moving in my beard. I don't wanna have to shave it all off

Chippy tea lads and lasses and they thems!

It's flea day for the dogs and they all look awfully sad like we've done some great awful act of horror upon them