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similarly, in the US there are *far* more people working in museums than in coal mining. there are some industries that have salience as 'working people' and 'hearts of the community' (often after decades of intentional managed decline) and some that do not.

Happy 99th birthday to the man who gave voice to the wild. 🎉 Sir David Attenborough, thank you for a lifetime dedicated to the natural world, and for sharing its story with wisdom, wonder, and grace. You've inspired generations to fall in love with nature.

Everything is bad but birds are good so time to reinstitute BIRD PROTOCOL where a bird is deployed to offset endless evil vibes, please enjoy, birds are good, okay bye (photo by me)

☹️ Pepper got returned to the shelter. When he first came in last year he was the scrungliest stray but so sweet. He looked like he was 3x his actual age. He got adopted a couple months ago and I don’t know why he was returned but he is just the nicest gentleman. www.hsccvt.org/Cats#sl_embe...

Lori Beth Denberg reprised her All That librarian character to do a pro-library, anti-book banning reel and I love it so much??? www.instagram.com/reel/DIK0_bD...

A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die. Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.

This stock market crash thing is so confusing. On one hand you have every economist and bank in the free world freaking out. On the other, there are some blue check accounts on Twitter with ancient statues as their profile pics doing 20 part threads on why down is the new up. 🤷🏻‍♀️

I kind of want to go

We are advising the US government on appropriate tariff rates on foreign players coming to MLS. Currently the plan is for the government to collect tariff revenue in GAM.

Them: “no ‘war plans’ were discussed” The chat:

March 26, 1981: Footage from the Capital Classic in Landover, Maryland—where high school stars Patrick Ewing (18 PTS/12 REB), Michael Jordan (14 PTS), Greg Dreiling and Stuart Gray played in front of 19,035 people in the Capital Centre. Scott Garceau reporting for WMAR-TV:

WHATEVER THEY'RE PAYING THE ASSASSIN'S CREED SOCIAL MEDIA MANAGER ITS NOT ENOUGH

Today my Bird of the Day is the California Scrub Jay. Seemed fitting to highlight this bird. It’ll likely be a while before I find the remaining North American Scrub Jay species but I fully intend to search out all the Jays in time. 🪶 #itsabird

I wasn’t thinking about the governor’s condition—I was thinking about the planes, trains, and automobiles he used to transfer migrants into communities led by Black mayors, deliberately stoking tension and fear among the most vulnerable.

I would like to nominate Maxwell Smart for national security advisor.

We expected 2,000 people out in GOP-held Greeley, Colorado. 11,000 people showed up. Something special is happening, folks. Now is the time to organize in every dimension possible and get to work.

"This ain't Fox News. You don't have to repeat everything idiots say every day." 🤣 -- The incomparable Charles Barkley (to his guys busting his bracket selections) #NCAATournament @nbaontnt.bsky.social

If anyone is still on Twitter, I would really appreciate this getting spammed at him.

YouTube’s play button doing the lord’s work

The only fair way to handle this is to appoint a team of teenagers to tear this company limb from limb until we find out what kind of financial damage they are hiding and where

NEWS: The MeidasTouch Podcast has expanded its lead as the top podcast in the U.S. per the newly released Podscribe industry rankings, with 121.1M downloads and views in the past month—a 141% increase.

Musk is such a POS.

City of Angels. City of Verde.

H/T Ozzie 💀💀

Those X servers are about as reliable as a SpaceX rocket nowadays.

Amplify Austin is live and you can help us fundraise for The Brad and Ashley Stuver Foundation at www.amplifyatx.org/organization...

"They'll never cut Social Security" is the new "they'll never overturn Roe v Wade."

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

What a photo. Green must be the start of something, not the end.

25% tariffs??? Jesus christ. Canadian fentanyl is expensive enough as it is!

the 'C' in "USB-C" stands for "cloaca" because it's one hole that does just about everything

ATX, y'all up?

The Google AI results at the top of searches are so pointless. We have a resource (the internet!) that knows everything, and instead of going to the source, it's like you asked your stupid cousin who is trying to recall the information from a podcast he heard last week.

Canadians are now referring to the United States as the 11th province

Here is a nice mushroom

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau chimed in online after Canada beat the United States in the 4 Nations Face-Off final. 🔗 www.nytimes.com/athletic/liv...

Crockett: "Down in Alabama, who's broke. Down in Louisiana, who's broke. I can go through pretty much the entire south and tell you that they're broke and rely on a lot of welfare from the government. To be perfectly honest, it is tax dollars from these big blue states...we're in the find out phase"

NO KINGS, ONLY TRAINS is a pretty great 2028 slogan for anyone who wants it

In 2019, RFK Jr visited Samoa to spread anti-vax lies, spurring a measles outbreak that led to the deaths of 83 people - mostly children. We can’t let that tragedy repeat in Texas. The MMR vaccine is 97% effective at preventing measles. Let’s stop the spread. www.cbsnews.com/news/texas-m...

BREAKING: La Barbecue is taking over BBQ Corner at Q2 Stadium this year; Andy Loughnane believes it’s the first Michelin Star restaurant at any North America stadium (or possibly the world)

You know about our greatest players ever list. We did the same thing, focusing on defense. I'm sure you will all agree with our rankings. hoopshype.com/lists/78-gre...

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Silicon Valley spent a lot of money on Super Bowl ads trying to impress me with a pair of glasses that can answer questions. Just fuck off. If I want for knowledge, I ask my friends or I research. Tech wants to rob of us meaningfully engaging with the world to buy their Mechanical Turk, get lost pal

In U-17 Concacaf qualifiers… the United States beat the U.S. Virgin Islands 22-0. 😬

When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty.

shame... celebrate all you want but this kind of vandalism is never acceptable