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beck.deer.army
He/him • 30 • Chicago • SFW but 🔞 • Urbanist Engineer • Happily single • Beck 🦌 by Fleeting Fennec • Kato 🐂 by Rum Wolf • I block most non-furries
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Damn it why can't Gemini speak back to me in a big booty South Beach Miami girl accent 😔

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Standoff

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I'm beginning to fantasize about a trip to east and southeast Asia. I really hope I can manage to save my PTO for near the end of the year!

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

I love Hot Wheels party ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

submitted 13 days ago • 8 comments

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 #FurryArt

submitted 14 days ago • 15 comments

Happy 30th birthday @beck.deer.army! #iced

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Dirty 30

submitted 15 days ago • 6 comments

lasagna weekend ozarks success

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Well that wasn't what I thought would happen while I'm on vacation, but... I guess I have a new job starting in June! Go me

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

Hillary Clinton is claiming to be the Antipope

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

What a blessed time to be living in Chicago

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

The coming of the new Pope has been proclaimed

submitted 16 days ago • 3 comments

I'm kind of interested in entering the world of wristwatches, but I have no idea where to start looking for one. Any thoughts? Looking for something that's light, minimal, stylish. Nothing bulky or digital/smart.

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

Weirdo

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LOL

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

I'm eating so much in France, my twink days are OVER 😡😡

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

House Sparrow shows up... "Ahh, trash bird #1" Seagull shows up... "Oh and there's trash bird #2" Pidgeon shows up... "Right on cue, trash bird #3"

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

The French also have thoughts on American food

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

La plage

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

One thing that would bother me about living in Europe is waiting for North American friends to wake up so you can show them what you're doing. It's just radio silence!!

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

You already know who it is 🦌🦌🦌

submitted 33 days ago • 2 comments

Now that there's a vacancy, I can finally apply to be the next Pope. Submitting my resume today, fingers crossed I get an interview!

submitted 33 days ago • 2 comments

I heard the most British argument watching the Airline TV show "You're telling me it's my fault?" "It's not a fault thing, it's just that the strategy you chose has failed you today" I'm stealing this for later 🤣

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments