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guys! I have huge news! as of this week I now have a monthly sports column (!) in the new Observer first piece will be in the paper on Sunday but it's already online: observer.co.uk/news/columni... [free to read!]

submitted 28 days ago • 148 comments

democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

submitted 101 days ago • 453 comments

911: what is your emergency TREE: help i’ve fallen and i can’t get up 911: hello? TREE: hello yes help i’ve- 911: is anyone there TREE: YES HELP I’VE FALLEN AND- 911: sorry but i don’t hear anything

submitted 107 days ago • 12 comments

THEM: Let me take you down to Paradise City. I heard the girls are hot. ME: What's the grass situation?

submitted 120 days ago • 12 comments

SEAN EVANS: so tell us about this exciting new project of yours KARL MARX, SWEATING: well sean i have to say im just really stoked to share this essay that i think makes a strong case for my claims about historical materialism and—WHEW that’s spicy oh man how do you guys EAT this stuff haha—

submitted 122 days ago • 11 comments

ANCIENT ROMAN: *looking at shirts labeled M L and XL* excuse me these sizes are backwards

submitted 131 days ago • 16 comments

Lisa: Whoever is a traitor here, you’re playing a blinding game. Linda: Thanks! #TheTraitors

submitted 139 days ago • 4 comments

I like big butts and I cannot lie. The other guard likes big butts but cannot tell the truth. You are allowed to ask one question.

submitted 144 days ago • 8 comments

An anonymous spokesperson for Team Rocket has claimed responsibility for yesterday’s gas attack in the Saffron City subway that claimed 78 lives. The statement, released this morning, states the attack was meant to “wake the region from its decadent slumber,” adding “Meowth, that’s right!”

submitted 145 days ago • 9 comments

To the tune of "Hey, Jude"— The boys Are back in town

submitted 152 days ago • 15 comments