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submitted 1 day ago • 21 comments

This framing exists because the decision is instantly obvious as one of the legal atrocities of US history, like Dred Scot, the 1870s Civil Rights Cases, Korematsu. The Times doesn’t want to say “The Supreme Court stripped rights out of law” so instead it says “Here’s why they did it to themselves”

submitted 4 days ago • 37 comments

hide two pound ground beef in airport bathroom

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

defeating the blue states by waging a doomed proxy war in cambodia

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

spawn camping

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Passed my pap smear, can't wait to be a lawyer

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

we need to increase immigration. we have not replaced enough white people yet

submitted 12 days ago • 202 comments

Bullies famously start to respect you when you give in to them.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

it’s pride month. we’re all sending assorted coins to a little gay boy in Nebraska

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

something i’m noticing is there’s lots of people not at these protests and have zero interest in ever going to one of them telling the people at these protests how to properly protest

submitted 14 days ago • 57 comments

what i'm trying to say is that fascism can be defeated by words, but only if those words are harsh enough to make someone contemplate suicide

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

the only thing you need to know about social media is about power. we once realized this, when we forced John Green to post about sucking cock. but the Dark Ones saw too that we held the larger stick, and whittled it away while we weren't looking.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

gavin newsom going super saiyan after hearing there are people sleeping outdoors

submitted 14 days ago • 24 comments

New: theonion.com/protesters-u...

submitted 14 days ago • 57 comments

never forget that there is power in numbers. i once bludgeoned a man's head in with a 2

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

hey guys look at this again for me thx

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

virgin birth out my penis. jesus 2 is ripping out of me like bugs bunny's fingers in a double barrel shotgun

submitted 209 days ago • 1 comment

Liberal substack fiends: "remember in these dark times to cultivate joy. Joy is an act of resistance." *something funny happens* Liberal substack fiends: "This is all a distraction. Stop enjoying yourselves this instant."

submitted 17 days ago • 3 comments

this bitch Capital One want me so bad she's writing me letters

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Pope Francis was kinda a Mary Sue

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

this post is for elons ket dealer. if that’s not you please ignore. Brother you could make so much money right. Feed that boy like he’s a pigeon and you’ve got two handfuls of dried rice

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Trump is fighting Musk

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

TRUMP ANNOUNCES NO TARIFFS ON SOUTH AFRICA: “FUCK THOSE BOERS, MR. RAMAPHOSA”

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

I shouldn’t have to straight voice in a coffee shop what the fuck

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

no more itchy grammy

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

sneak flea and tick medication into your grandmothers oatmeal

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

dig up Patrick troughton and get that little bitch in that bow tie. He’s the 17th doctor, baby

submitted 21 days ago • 2 comments

YOUR cats head is empty. Mine is watching Mythbusters

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Haven't been the same since I migrated my Mojang account

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

If you cut them open I don't think they'd feel pain

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

i want to vote for sluts

submitted 22 days ago • 20 comments

doctor who, but the doctor regenerated into their fursona they are guaranteed to have

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

you ever notice how having an “old soul” is viewed as a good thing but the second you start describing the horrors you witnessed in previous lives everyone gets real weird about it

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

I have tried most cat foods on the market and believe me. there are major issues brewing in the feline culinary space that will be coming to a head SOON

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

getting the f-word pass (f*tt*ccine)

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

look on the bright side = good stare at the sun = bad? something to think about 🙏

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

this is the same principle behind restaurant soda fountains btw

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

the democrats could easily out-message the republicans on trans rights, but they do not want to. they know what works and what doesn't and they will keep doing what doesn't work on purpose

submitted 24 days ago • 43 comments

cat in adoption center:

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

sexting grok hole pics in hopes on getting on a drug trial

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

I have tried most cat foods on the market and believe me. there are major issues brewing in the feline culinary space that will be coming to a head SOON

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

you ever notice how having an “old soul” is viewed as a good thing but the second you start describing the horrors you witnessed in previous lives everyone gets real weird about it

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Look at this!

submitted 24 days ago • 17 comments

it was cock

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment