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beepboopkittycat.bsky.social
i like to play and draw AND BE EVIL
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Didn't get the firefighter job simply because I told them I'm pro-fire. These purity tests are divisive and will get us nowhere

I went to the Criterion Closet once but they didn't let me take anything

People on TikTok are now putting their professors pics in the cheater ai thing to see if they are on dating apps going “omg he’s cheating on his wife” girl he’s probably poly like half of academics mind ur business

need

id only ever kms if it was really really funny

fucked up that my best option for what to wear on my torso is to literally just wear my sports bra without a shirt

sex is communist. and gay

ur straight boyfriend is allowed at pride but like he better be ordering ur diy hrt for u

Anybody got long bacon

does anyone wanna go play outside

i want to turn into a cat and just meow meow all day

i like when women are gay and when the gay women are me and the when the gay women woman women

i miss my owner :[

attention moots: if you ever see me irl just know you are welcome to do whatever to me

not too fond of queer people who arent trans women i should probably dig deeper into that...

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH FAGGOTS

need to be absolutely destroyed immediately

meatball tasty

a vampire getting a dui for biting someone who got a dui

had someone tell me they were an ally and then the next day ask "why are you wearing robot makeup"

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stupid awful month for brunch gays who work for lockheed martin.

priDE MONnth

airstrike to every person who has said “yass queen” to me. they deserve nothing more than a slow painful death.

brace yourself for a month of ally wank :)

hail satan fr if that guy can make me unclockable ill ride him for eternity

i think i should sell my soul to be pretty and do drugs and give into hedonism and then die at 30

girlsmell

wish i was pretty

OOMFS GIVE ME MORE PEOPLE TO FOLLOW !!

i love being anonymous on the internet but also share every fact about myself ever

me after taking the lib shit showing up in my discover potion

IM TIRED OF THIS LIB SHIT SHOWING UP IN MY DISCOVER OH MY GOD

BLUESKY SHOW ME MORE TRANNIES

me after drinking the shadow lesbian potion:

puppyplay isn't going to wane in popularity for at least another year but the new bleeding edge thing is going to be puppetplay

what a silly dog 🐶🦴

me after drinking the chillin in cedar rapids potion:

me after drinking taste like sand potion: