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Goddamn it why does there have to be a preorder NOW of Mac Miller’s mixtape first vinyl press when I have no money 😭😭

We need to tread eugenics with the seriousness we treat the most vile forms of bigotry because eugenics is what turns those bigotries into action items.

Can I just live in my Stardew Valley save for the next few years or nah

Senate Democrats who voted YES on cloture for the CR: Schumer Gillibrand Fetterman Schatz Durbin King Shaheen Hassan Peters Cortez Masto

hat tip to @theliamnissan.bsky.social

Happy 27th birthday to the talented Chappell Roan.

A cartoon from several years ago finally coming to fruition, via Paul Noth.

Read it slowly and understand it. 😳🥺 Repost 👇🏾 👇🏾

funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread

Today in US History: On Feb. 3, 1870, the 15th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution was ratified, granted black men the right to vote. It was passed by Congress on February 26, 1869. Black Americans were set free by the 13th amendment. The 14th Amendment guaranteed citizenship. #BlackHistoryMonth

Beyoncé's Cowboy Carter album sounds more country than about 90% of the hick-pop slop that's on country radio today. Y'all should complain about that before you get mad at her for doing it better.

Those in power will always try to convince you the world is not beautiful so they can sell you a “solution” to your unhappiness.

Beyonce winning Best Country Album at the Grammys gonna piss off allll the right people.

Life has changed so much. I used to go to the store late at night to pick what beer I wanted to drink for the week. Now during my late night store runs I pick what cereal I want for the munchies

“Just Google it” Girl have you tried using Google lately?

I really need to stop arguing with Nazis online because it’s pointless and just raises my blood pressure

Thou shalt accept that DEI didn't hold your career back -- you're just mid, bro.

When I said I wished we lived in less unprecedented times, I didn’t mean 1933. 😩

What a terrible year it’s been already

RIGHT like they don’t even have Scandal anymore

Watching Scandal so I can see a problematic but competent leader m I’m also jealous how it exists in a reality without Trump

Man, I’m so glad I’ve talked with my kids about these things. Talk to your kids. Seriously. The whole damn internet is trying to make your kids into Nazis.

Hey conservatives, guess what? Trans people, immigrants, all the people you were taught to hate… We were never your enemy. Ever. We did nothing to you. We were the shiny keys that powerful men dangled in front of you, and when you turned to look, they picked your pockets.

All I know is I do not want to see the Chiefs in another Super Bowl

My wife has started calling this era of history “Gilded Age 2: Electric Coup”.

The government does not get to decide your gender. I do. I’m going to use ai to generate for everyone a new personalized gender that they can call their very own. It’s like an nft

Spending today trying to think of ways to bring in extra money while trying to avoid the orange man on tv This is so bleak

Small fries I don’t understand Substack and I’m too afraid to try

Can I talk about smoking some fatty joints on here while the world burns

People falling for fake/“jokey” screenshots which purport to report or quote something Which is why if you’re gonna post a screenshot always: - provide link to the source ✅ - provide alt txt ✅ Probably a good idea to not share/amplify posts with screenshots that do not have these two things!

People were asking in my local city’s Facebook group where they’re watching the inauguration. We’re watching it?? I didn’t get the memo

Sorry if I’ve been weird it’s just the unprecedented times

The most incredible part of the TikTok story was that they were on Oracle Cloud

found the terrace where everyone was watching you

Dems fumbled badly with this one by reviving it. A timeline of this situation needs to appear next to the definition of backfired in the dictionary

It’s wild that the guy who says he can keep TikTok is the guy who started all of this

oh, youre here from tik tok? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like reddit for babies

For the people in the back…

lmao no, TikTok users are not moving to Bluesky. They would literally rather learn Mandarin than learn how to read a feed of text posts. This is a millennial retirement home.

Wtf

Well I guess I’ll be posting on here more since I’ll be bored asf with TikTok gone

Go outside today and stand in the sun. Remember that the earth will keep spinning. Time will keep marching on. Humanity has faced hard times before and we will face them again. This is a dark and temporary speck in an infinite universe.