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See? I admitted it right after you caught me! It can’t be corruption if I tell everybody on social media!

Trump’s “very public and transparent transaction” on the Qatar jet grift only came to light after confidential sources told ABC about it.

When Will Trump sign and executive order ending inflation? Cancer, maybe? Acne?

Trump: “Maybe the children will have two dolls instead of 30 dolls…They don’t need 250 pencils, they can have 5.” Also Trump: accepts new Air Force One worth $400M from Qatari royal family.

This tacky piece of shit looks like they found a design team from 1979 and paid them in cocaine.

The largest bribe in American history.

Promises made. Promises kept. Latinos for Trump - Go straight to El Salvador. No due process. Thanks for playing. Blacks for Trump - you’re DEI. DEI bad. Pro-Palestine for Trump - Gaza is being cleared out to make room for Trump resorts. You’re welcome. 🧵

Nationalism is always a shallow basket of ideas. It's invariably about flags and beige conformity, petty point scoring, and predictable pedantry. In being so it manages to pull off the remarkable trick of being simultaneously both mildly threatening and deeply fucking dull.

People joke about "Trumpcatraz" is but I can envision him signing an executive order renaming it to that.

Imagine trying to explain to future generations how an entire country allowed an obviously disturbed private individual to hack at the government with a chainsaw. I'm not sure living through it will be much help in laying it out, really.

Dutton absolutely is just freelancing policy. Has no grasp that saying things to avoid tough questions causes more problems. Making 2004 Latham look savvy.

I bet it’s an AOL dial-up connection

Trump has no idea how to deal with Putin on war and no idea how to deal with Xi on trade. Total clown show.

Shades of drunk Richard Nixon

I’ve never understood the protests as a way to influence Trump. I believe they’re important because they’re a way to tell each other that we’re not okay with this. They’re a way to communicate with other Americans and hopefully suppress further normalization of Trumpism in everyday life.

See the problem here?

New: We analyzed Trump's meme coin - At least 27 crypto wallets have picked up $100 million worth of $TRUMP coins since his team said the top holders would join him for an "intimate private dinner." Huge profit for Trump; "the most brazenly corrupt thing a President has ever done" wapo.st/4iAatO1

“Communication is key in every strong marriage, and that includes communication about airstrikes on foreign adversaries,” said the Pentagon chief, who called the mere idea of withholding classified information from one’s spouse “toxic” and “unhealthy.” theonion.com/pete-he...

Bond investors’ confidence in the US government continues to dwindle.

Are we done here?

You would too if you walked in on JD Vance balls deep in an ottoman.

It takes a special kind of nitwit to appoint a Fox News weekend anchor with a drinking problem and a history of abuse to Secretary of Defense. And that nitwit is Donald Trump.

So, this guy obviously doesn't have MS13 on his knuckles. What an absurd claim! But as a tattoo historian, I can say: even if he did, it's all absolutely no evidence that he's affiliated with the gang anyway. Tattooing a Nike logo on you doesn't mean you make shoes.

Trump has a super easy way of getting ALL the deportees back in custody: Just stop paying El Salvador to keep them.

If you're a trans woman, I will respect you as a woman. No law can stop me doing that.

Everyone can be bad except the people that punched cops, vandalized into the seat of government, and smeared feces on the walls. They're true American heroes.

Elon is totally gonna get JD’s couch pregnant.

oh.

Vance is basically Catturd with a government title, except Catturd doesn’t spend as much time on X.

Yep.

How can these people justify such enormous salaries for their “strategic genius” etc and not have realised Trump was this crazy, and a fascist to boot? They should resign and make way for some people who saw it coming and are prepared to act