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The end of Whiplash except it's the Mute City theme from F-Zero.

submitted 67 days ago • 10 comments

If I just read one million more posts tonight, I will have complete control over what comes next

submitted 188 days ago • 56 comments

Chick-Fil-A Raptured theonion.com/chick-f...

submitted 104 days ago • 57 comments

#halloffame

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

The same dudes who fetishize the supposed lost strength and competence of their forefathers want computers to write their emails for them.

submitted 121 days ago • 143 comments

(replying) Hey man your post should've been different. You should've used a different word or possibly expressed a totally different idea entirely. Preferably the one I would've used

submitted 123 days ago • 84 comments

i think opponents of trump also have to resist the temptation of intellectualizing his outbursts or attributing them to some recognizable goal. the fact is that trump is obsessed with greenland because it is big on a map. he wants canada because it is also big on a map. that's it.

submitted 125 days ago • 468 comments

MOVIE EXEC: what do you have for me today ME: It’s an epic crossover MOVIE EXEC: ok I guess ME: Jim Carrey and Nicolas Cage MOVIE EXEC: *yawns* ME: the Grinch who stole the Declaration of Independence MOVIE EXEC: here is one of those comically large checks for one billion dollars

submitted 142 days ago • 1 comment

SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper

submitted 150 days ago • 61 comments

it is no longer accurate to call the dodgers the west coast yankees. instead we will begin calling the yankees the east coast padres

submitted 158 days ago • 31 comments

BREAKING: Superstar outfielder Juan Soto and the New York Mets are in agreement on a 15-year, $765 million contract, sources tell ESPN. It is the largest deal in professional sports history.

submitted 158 days ago • 157 comments

love when tofu has great posture and wraps his tail around his feets

submitted 164 days ago • 79 comments

Watching Knives Out like we do every Thanksgiving and every year I become more convinced that it is the greatest film ever made

submitted 168 days ago • 83 comments

Sometimes I look at the art on my walls and think about how the idea of art may be older than the idea of walls.

submitted 172 days ago • 374 comments

The Year is 2050. After building a submarine, I log in to my $5999 blackout-free MLBTV subscription to watch the Bakersfield A’s (it’s temporary) on Polymarket Sports West. My Apple Vision Pro X vibrates. ERROR! WAGER NOT PLACED. I bet 3 ManfredCoin on the A’s starter reaching the 2nd inning (+150).

submitted 176 days ago • 68 comments

Can relate. #cats

submitted 180 days ago • 111 comments