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❤️GrumpyCat (RIP). Likes music, pets, food, current issues, mental & emotional wellbeing, Greek mythologies. C19 vaxxed 4x & 😷. Can be found on Twitter and Mastodon using the same @. Don’t slide into my DM without asking me first thanks.
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They can both go f**k themselves

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

1. Brew some tea in a teapot 2. Prepare cups/mugs, teaspoons and a separate pot of cream/milk 3. No more guilt/shame of making a weak cuppa tea for anyone

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

I missed the window for my bedtime and now I’m wide awake 😤😵‍💫 weather is too hot for some warm milk so I drank it cold. Hope the trick works to ease me into dreamland.

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

Self reminder to read this skeet again when I have time and attention span

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

Famous lines from films meet inspirational quotes: “Iris, in the movies we have leading ladies and we have the best friend. You, I can tell, are a leading lady, but for some reason you are behaving like the best friend.” 🥺🫠

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

To Elton that’s probably just a typical Monday tantrum 🤨

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

Never lie to your partner/wife/husband about having a full English 😂 she probably smelt the bacon on your breath

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

www.irishtimes.com/video/video/... @mcnastyprime.bsky.social yikes. Seeing flying trampolines was incredulous but an ice rink destroyed is just 😱. Are your folks alright?

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

aviationa2z.com/index.php/20... Beetroot Salad Served on Cathay Pacific Flight Sicken 43 Passengers What?? Beetroot salad with some staphylococcus on top? Nasty. And CX is not the only airline to have food poisoning cases - any airline can have this problem.

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

Don’t bother coming back. The blasted thing ought to stay down and offline permanently

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

Sigh. Joan Plowright and Maggie Smith left this world earlier. To see Judi Dench slowly deteriorate like this is sad. Wishing her and Ian McKellen good health 🙏❤️

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

Ugly. Uninspired. LV ought to kick the “designer” out for this 💩.

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

#TrumpIsACunt

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

SissySpaceX aka SpaceKaren did a Nazi salute in public. Fuck him 🤬 #TrumpIsACunt #FuckTrump #FuckMAGA

submitted 135 days ago • 1 comment

Thank you and RIP Janey Godley. #FuckTrump #FuckMAGA

submitted 136 days ago • 0 comments

Using a speech translator will not result in a good ending methinks 😬

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

😱 oh merde 😬

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

If you need any reason to abhor cryptocurrency and all related stuff, this would be a good one. Ugh. #FuckTrump #TrumpIsACunt

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

Make SissySpacex pay a huge fine for polluting the atmosphere and anywhere the debris landed

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

Anytime SissySpacex/SpaceKaren is having a bad day is a time for everyone else to party 😂

submitted 139 days ago • 0 comments

RIP David Lynch. Loved Twin Peaks and Mulholland Drive. 🙏

submitted 139 days ago • 0 comments

www.bbc.com/news/article... So this is why the silver tongued snake made a visit to Britain. 🤬

submitted 140 days ago • 0 comments

Easier to flip birds 🖕 at them. How convenient. #FuckTrump

submitted 140 days ago • 0 comments

appleinsider.com/articles/25/... Mac mini may have a USB-C connectivity problem Yikes. Anyone intending to buy the new Mac mini, be aware. (I’m glad I chose to buy the M2 one instead)

submitted 140 days ago • 0 comments

BadEnoch digging herself into a deeper hole - go on, you know you want to destroy the Tory party further.

submitted 140 days ago • 0 comments

White (female) knickers are texturally very different from white hankies. This was an intentional “mistake” 🤨😵‍💫

submitted 141 days ago • 0 comments

Lol wise decision. Got to say this - any non Tory party bar Reform will have the decency to resign rather than brazenly stay on in shame. Conservatives showed us how 💩 they were at holding themselves accountable.

submitted 141 days ago • 0 comments

Oh FFS

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

After all this time of watching movies and tv series on my tablet, I think I now prefer using smaller screens rather than large ones. (It also helps that I don’t have the attention span to watch anything longer than 90mins in one session) 😬

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

It’s not great when dinner is less than 2 hours away but you’re feeling hungry right now, and eating early means you’ll get hungry again by 10pm 😤 (Why are the gif selections here rather limited in choice)

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

Really??!! 😆🤨 throw in some sausages at least 😋

submitted 144 days ago • 0 comments

🤮 why the feck would you want that? AIdiot brings misery and shoddy work to everyone 💩 plagiarism, fake news, illogical nonsense - these are all AIdiot’s result.

submitted 144 days ago • 0 comments

22°C rainy morning - how nice 🥰 prefer this to the hot weather that we get almost all year round.

submitted 145 days ago • 0 comments

SpaceKaren and his stupid Msian lackey are poking sticks at the IRA - hope the 2 morons are ready to depart this life.

submitted 146 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone to Lettuce:

submitted 147 days ago • 0 comments

If it’s anyone affiliated with Tr**p, the only thing to do is to tell them to STFU #FuckTrump

submitted 147 days ago • 0 comments

Foods that made me go 🥰😍 at first bite: - dark chocolate truffles - FRESH sashimi (incl oysters) - pavlova - French pastries - Cacio e pepe and Carbonara - perfectly done Roast dinner with all the sides and trimmings - Wensleydale, Brie, Cheddar and anything but blue veined cheese

submitted 148 days ago • 0 comments

Oh dear, how sad. Never mind

submitted 148 days ago • 0 comments

Well. This is a superhero nobody wants. EVER. 😱😂 (Also saw this in the other place. The original source still has the news item.)

submitted 151 days ago • 0 comments