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Why is Windows Update haranguing me to restart and install updates after downloading them over a metered connection when I have it set to never download over a metered connection? Windows is actively ignoring my settings and preferences because YOU somehow know better? @microsoft.com

If someone buys a show digitally, they should never have shitty ads appended to the beginning or end of the files they download. THEY ALREADY PAID. @fxnetworks.com

I'm convinced companies make their customer service processes unfathomably obtuse just to make people give up and go away.

Because the first Fox News dipshit has worked out so well.

Since @amberruffin.bsky.social doesn't get to do the Correspondents' Dinner, @latenightseth.bsky.social should just give her time to say what she was going to say.

@shoutstudios.bsky.social Just an FYI, the back of MST3K Vol V says it's Vol Three

“Anyone who likes or replies to the photos will be treated as a terrorist sympathizer. If you possess these images, delete them now. Elon Musk is a patriot with a great American hairline.” theonion.com/doj-des...

You know who should've won an Oscar last night? The person who designed the little 'Gravity on / off' buttons in Alien Romulus.

So now what @kaine.senate.gov @markwarner.bsky.social @beyer.house.gov www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...

@xbox.com adds an animated Indiana Jones background to their systems, but you'll never see the animated part because of their cluttered UI.