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benedicttown.bsky.social
Comedian, 350K on TikTok, and host of @scrolldeep.bsky.social. That’s tennis.
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this is so fun. I'm afraid I need them to make this now

Look I know it’s been said but it’s so on the nose that they’re called ICE. If a YA novel did that we’d all roll our eyes and yet here we are

We’re very rapidly gonna have to deal with people who have cameras built into their glasses that are filming you without telling you

heads up that if you do this, I will simply never remember my password again

Wait I know this one

Never clocked ‘An Ethanol Picture’ until now

As someone who used to get South West Trains to school for years, and then (after it was renamed) get South Western Railway to work for years, I cannot tell you how happy I am to dance on its useless grave now that it’s nationalised. My least favourite company ever. May they cancel trains in hell

I came up with a phrase on Scroll Deep today that might be the best line I’ll ever say

Can anyone confirm this?

I NEED this vest

I couldn't help myself and read an article from one of those right wing outrage comic book websites and this bit really cracked me up:

Unraveling the rise and fall of Vine, this 8-part series explores the app's wild journey from internet sensation to sudden demise. Join @benedicttown.bsky.social as he delves into tales of genius, chaos, and betrayal that shaped today's digital landscape.

On the train. Young girl across from is explaining to her younger sister what 9/11 is (already interesting) and her mum just interjected to tell her ‘it was 2011, not 2001, that’s why it’s called 9/11’

Andor Ep 8 is so good it’s insane

[lenny kravitz voice] american pope!

chicagope

I wish I was as dedicated to anything as wetransfer is to never keeping me signed in

Just finished listening to @scrolldeep.bsky.social ‘s Vine: Six Seconds That Changed The World. It was SO captivating. @benedicttown.bsky.social absolutely smashed it out of the park 👏🏽

What a delicious deep dive into the world of Vine. Brilliantly written, researched and presented. @benedicttown.bsky.social podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/v...

Very few TV shows take place ‘in da bungalow’ anymore, due to woke

Under Biden, GTA 6 was coming out in 2025. Trumps owns this delay.

The next three episode of our podcast about Vine are now live!! That’s six episodes you can listen to right now on your podcast platform of choice 👌 vine-six-seconds-that.captivate.fm/listen

There’s an exact perfect length for men’s shorts. Anything longer or shorter, even by a millimetre, looks bad. The problem is the perfect length is An Unknowable Secret

HARK DAILY: Today's best podcast moments in one playlist, featuring: - @corybooker.com on how Donald Trump ushered in a global crisis @timmiller.bsky.social - The library straddling the U.S. border @rumblestrip.bsky.social - The rise and fall of Vine @benedicttown.bsky.social

(To the tune of ‘Many Men (Wish Death)’ by 50 Cent) Mini Moons

Would a guilty man plead not guilty?? I’ve seen enough, let him go

Are you terminally online? You have to listen to ‘Vine: Six Seconds That Changed the World,’ the new series from @benedicttown.bsky.social & @globalplayer.com which breaks down how the app created the internet as we know it. Listen on Hark Audio: shorturl.at/8Ko8F

Parents love Portrait Mode

It's launch day!!! I can't wait for you to hear this 😊

Vine will rise again 🔥 Listen to 'Vine: Six Seconds That Changed The World' right now on @globalplayer.com or wherever you get your podcasts: vine-six-seconds-that.captivate.fm/listen

🎧 Exciting news! I’m thrilled to announce the launch of Vine: Six Seconds That Changed The World This brand-new series hosted by @benedicttown.bsky.social tells the untold story about the rise and fall of the app which shaped the internet And it's a bizarre story of genius, chaos and betrayal

but im a jeep im a vehicle what the hell am i doing here beep beep honk honk steer

Back to work after a long weekend

this was the best Big Brother eye. No contest

Look I’m no Christian conspiracy guy but surely the ‘Trump is the antichrist’ evidence is mounting up so much even those guys can’t resist it

🇬🇧 in 2025: Fixing this country’s myriad problems: ❌ 😡 Continually attacking 0.5% of the population for simply existing: 🤩 💕

BIG NEWS!! Introducing a podcast series about the rise and fall of Vine that I have been working on for YEARS 💥 I spoke to Viners, tech experts, a Vine founder - I left no stone unturned. The podcast feed is live NOW wherever you get your podcasts!!! vine-six-seconds-that.captivate.fm/listen

BIG EXCITING NEWS! 🎾 Our new podcast 'Vine: Six Seconds That Changed The World' drops next Wednesday April 23. Follow the pod here: vine-six-seconds-that.captivate.fm/listen

I’ve never seen so many ads for US tourism in London LOL. It’s like buddy you’ll need more than a nice poster to convince us it’s a good idea

what's happened to my work computer, onedrivedly, can never happen again

I'm already exhausted by the insufferable Snape discourse we're gonna have to sit through for the next few years. Right wing YouTubers are gonna milk this to death

Katy Perry in space is such a bizarre C Plot for reality