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after the substance i don't think there's anything out there i could possibly nope out harder than a clayface movie

wow kamala must have been surprised by these results especially having asked the question herself apparently

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Happy 10th Anniversary to SKTCHD/OFF PANEL🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 David Harper remains a massive inspiration for everything we do at CBCC. It's incredible to see him continue to love, celebrate, and analyze comics week after week. A true one-man operation. Proud to support via subscription & patreon.

jesus fucking christ he killed the dog

"To everyone who pulls me aside to whisper with the best intentions 'You have already won', I am sorry, but the days of moral victories are over. And as my father told me years ago, 'When the Right wins power, the Left writes a great book.' Those days are over too." -Zohran Mamdani

this smirking jax taylor ass motherfucker

to all the new MTG players that the final fantasy set has attracted: Amazon sellers (etc) will open packs, replace high value cards with cheap cards, reseal the pack, and send them to you. this also often happens at stores that resell packs (ex: half price books) buy from your local game shop!!

it's announcements like this that make me wish neogaf was still around

"fix the city" is the most maga slogan i've ever heard jesus fuck off

Matthew Perpetua Brings You 100 Art Rock Greats

saints be praised

i get this reference now!

well as long as there are two they can’t be sued for lying

“the food poisoning sandwich I willfully purchased is making a mess of my tummytum”

In re: LRT, Minnesota is the opposite of a news desert - the Twin Cities has dozens of responsible news outlets staffed by incredibly professional journalists. They do not need your breathless, speculative assistance in covering this story. Post *local* coverage as it emerges, and ignore the noise.

forget irish music, sinners has *dj khaled* in shambles

look in the tunk

and the foggy nelson button, you gotta love it

I did my best to compile as many protest safety notes as possible into a one page foldout zine! Coincidentally…it seems the file has breached containment…like it’s available for anyone to print or hand out 👀⚖️ toonyart.com/s/PSZine.pdf

i saw ken marino in soho and ran up to him and told him how much i loved his work, repeatedly calling him "joe" because my brain kept spitting out joe lotruglio's name instead of his. he was very polite.

They *claim* this is from the next season of _Wednesday_ but you can't fool me, this is the A24 elevated horror story explaining the origins of Lil' Poundcake.

on six seasons of downton abbey now and still barely a word about the dog with the huge dumper in the opening credits is it lord grantham's dog? ass don't look that right!!

Happy Friday the 13th of June…and happy birthday, Jason! We picked a big final day for Lake Yellowwood Slaughter on Kickstarter: 45 years ago, the summer camp slasher genre was born! This year, we close the loop. When the kids are away…the GROWN-UPS are prey! www.kickstarter.com/projects/goa...

cooking up my stupidest deck idea to date

bluesky is the #1 app for introspection