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A terrifying collection of words and phrases that would give any employer pause.
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Best city in da world baby

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

broke: whoa! Pascal Siakam looks like Undertaker haaha! woke: my guy Pascal is doing the David Bowie uǝɥʇɐǝɥ pose

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Donald Trump’s military parade is a big BUST! And speaking of big BUSTS…Marilyn Monroe’s “Some Like It Hot” is a big MUST for you to watch this weekend! From the Windy City filled with big GUSTS…I’m Gene Shalit!

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

My internal soundtrack for the Elon/Trump breakup is the Mario Kart World harmonica theme. Inextricably linked now in my mind forever.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

This massive outrageous pork

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Blowing up a big rocket in the air and getting a standing ovation for it. I’m being given a bunch of flowers. I’m given a blank check. Thank you. Also you’re welcome.

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

The awful wrestler known as Goldust has blocked me on the other microblogging website. I hope he sees this message here on BlueSky and apologizes for his errant medical advice.

submitted 121 days ago • 1 comment

I’m here now 👍

submitted 229 days ago • 0 comments