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When you look back on all the stupidest shit you've heard all day, I'll be there
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I hate those ads that are literally just asmr it's so jarring and doesn't make me want to buy whatever it's for

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how come christmas in july is a thing when jesus' half birthday is obviously june 25

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remember when 2016 was the worst year anyone could imagine

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idk who needs to hear this but cancer the disease was named after cancer the crab

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autism is when people say "you're quiet" and you think the solution is to be loud instead

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the weather seems weird and bad. we should be having scientists look at this maybe

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if you're so pro-union who represents your local lollipop guild

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I'm a fish and I was fired from a tree climbing factory

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people say I'm dreamy (fever)

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

it's bad for the environment when a Florida team is in the Stanley Cup

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

I'm socially conservative in the sense that when the old white guys at work are complaining about taxes I go "yeah it's brutal out here huh"

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

I'm a little awkward at first and also the rest of the time

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

thanking crossing guards for their service. funny? tacky? too woke?

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

*pro-natalist ad campaign* Come on, people! Come in people!

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I don't think I'm good enough at anything to have imposter syndrome

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

trust me bro I'd have abs if I took one week off from cheese

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yeah I think I'd like to be a husband

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

ethical AI use is asking it to describe the theming at the cheesecake factory

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

OUT: political horseshoe theory IN: religion-science horseshoe theory

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I've said it before. The safest car is an SUV because it protects you from all those maniacs on the road in SUVs

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

elon says he was roughhousing with his son but refuses to address the rough housing millions of americans are living in

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

zelda is one of the last strong cisgender characters we have

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

I think the spelling of chode is my personal mandela effect. I learned this week we've been apparently arguing about it for decades

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

dude I'll have a conniption if I have scruples about my druthers

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

bro made an entire account just to post this

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

me playing roller coaster tycoon in 2002

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every second you're not splitting a worm in half to create two worms, you're essentially killing a worm. utilitarianismically speaking

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

it's a moral imperative to split a worm in half to create two worms

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

in theory im single and ready to mingle but between u and me I don't have a mingle-forward lifestyle

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

I'm a basic white guy and I'm a sucker for the "chipotle but for ______" business model

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

it's a green flag if you don't know your iq

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

if I died in war I think I'd want to be honored with an annual furniture sale

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the oceans are gonna boil and I'm here doing paperwork

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

the softer a cheese is the more aware I am that it's old milk

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Boycotting autocorrect until it credits the people who worked hard inventing those words

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

republicans added gaps to toilet stalls to make it harder to have sex in public

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

i was 10 when my parents taught me about the burt's and the bees

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

taking the power back from chat bots by asking dumb questions to real people

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

plato got so few bitches they named non-romantic relationships after him

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

birds would be so much more dangerous if they understood just how much we hate getting poop on things

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

the urge to send any spanish memes I see to my only spanish speaking friend

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Editorial cartoon: donnie two dolls. I got tired of waiting for someone else to draw him a la Marie Antoinette.

submitted 51 days ago • 14 comments