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The Dems really, really, *really* need to make Miller the face of the administration, the way Musk was until recently. He’s hugely unlikeable and has the potential to create major drag if he is out front and center.

New York needs a mandatory 72-hour mustache waiting period

Calling Ernst mentally ill might help Dems flip that seat. “I’m not crazy” only reinforces your crazy

Zucchini, aka Vegetable Sausage

I wish Trump was just focused on the Bill Belichick thing like he woulda been in 2012

Are women allowed to buy tickets to the Village East Cinema? Unclear

(Blushes) “strong and tall you say…”

Trump will pardon these people. But average lawyers can petition to have them disbarred. Break the law for Trump, lose your career. Should be that simple.

You set the house on fire, watched it burn, and then lost your nerve and put it out. You now have a partially burned house. Great job.

Every t-shirt at a Brooklyn gym says like “JP Morgan Pride Month Dragon Boat Brown Alum Crew member”

One fast way to get back and El*n would simply be for Democratic states to pass laws targeting the roadworthiness of Cybertrucks.

It's annoying how clearly this is going to play out. They gut the FAA. Therefore, the FAA can't do its job well because it was gutted. Therefore, they say "The FAA sucks, we have to privatize it." which is what Project 2025 wants to do. They're manufacturing the crises for their end goal.

Advertising agencies are the last refuges of the endangered American man bun

Breaking: New Trump healthcare EO gags Cascada about any need to evacuate the dance floor

Right and Elon changed Twitter to X. Didn’t take.

I would have called it “sprezzatura”

Weight room at the gym is playing MSNBC for the first time since the election…I guess there’s been a mini vibe shift

Further evidence Blue Sky is the first Gen X social media platform

What would preclude a sitting president from doing court ordered community service? If he can golf and serve as president, surely he can pick up trash by the side of the road and handle his duties.

Soufflé is objectively an insane dessert. Oh you want scrambled eggs? Covered in liquor? Well that’ll take 45 extra minutes.

Shout out to the European tourists in Manhattan getting to experience a truly rare white Christmas here. They look elated.

Women removing breast implants...un-blonding their hair...seems like further evidence of an aesthetic pushback against the Mar-a-Lago look www.wsj.com/style/fashio...

PR professional here: small but coordinated protests at Tesla dealerships across the country about Elon shutting down the government would get A LOT of press.

They mocked our space lasers, but look who needs them now.

Thinking about the Romans, as I sometimes do, I wonder how you got the job as the announcer at the Colosseum. Did you just have to be exceptionally loud? I could do that.