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I will pay you to apologise to me

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#WTCFinal 🏏

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The word “erection” can be used in more than one context. Which may be useful for comedic purposes. Just a tip.

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The sort of piece I’d like hooked to my veins

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I think this is 100% true.

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Starmer backwards is REM Rats.

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

If I lived in London I could see squirrels every day

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I think I should move to London. All those in favour send me money.

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POLITICS. Right?

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What should I trenchantly comment on?

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Gamer: Well, my dedication to getting good at FromSoft games has cost me my last two friends. But at least I can beat FromSoft games now. FromSoftware developer: Ha ha ha. He he he

submitted 19 days ago • 10 comments

i’m fusing roles played by the same actor: thread

submitted 24 days ago • 10 comments

I’m starting to like you sons of bitches

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(Me, a man of few words, introverted, stoic, utterly disinterested in discourse of any kind): I should write a book.

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

His kids disappoint him He's pissed off at life He screams at the news He yells at his wife He once punched a Girl Scout Who looked at him wrong He tripped an old woman For singing a song Just stay out of his way Or risk a black eye He's

submitted 28 days ago • 19 comments

godzilla except it’s david bowie: thread

submitted 34 days ago • 26 comments

Anyone here like jokes?

submitted 33 days ago • 4 comments

This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online

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Slide into my DMs you cowardly bitches

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I’m just glad the users of this site are finally focused on the real enemy: people who have girlfriends

submitted 33 days ago • 43 comments

my neighbor works for State Farm and we have this fun inside joke where I yell "LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR, THERE YOU ARE" whenever I see him, and he yells back "SHUT THE FUCK UP TANAKA" hahaha it's stupid but it's our thing

submitted 37 days ago • 9 comments

One of my favorite parts about Stephen king is how on social media he’s like “even I couldn’t imagine someone like trump” and then you read a book where the villain is a car dealer or something who secretly runs a meth lab during an alien invasion and you’re like “I think you could tbh”

submitted 90 days ago • 6 comments