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Yes it’s The Captain off of Ghosts. Screenwriter and you know the rest. www.benwillbond.com
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I wrote about creators' dependence on parasites. joelmorris.substack.com/p/the-parasi...

An absolutely fabulous matinee of The Comedy About Spies from @mischiefcomedy.bsky.social this weekend. There is no finer sequence of gags about double/triple/quadruple agents out there. Catch it if you can…

Oh I’m sorry I didn’t realise I needed a degree in theoretical physics to understand the PS5 family management system or indeed anything to do with PS5.

Described by @benwillbond.bsky.social as funny, fascinating and now only 99p on Kindle... www.amazon.co.uk/Live-Forever...

Naturally being Royal Marines they’re not happy with casting off at Tower Bridge and bobbing about a bit. We’ll be setting off from Teddington at 0800 for a 16 nautical mile ‘paddle’ to target. I’ll be wearing my SSAFA t-shirt and I’d be delighted if you’d make a donation to them - www.ssafa.org.uk

And yes I’ve fallen in with a group of extraordinary former Royal Marines - all of whom are dedicated to keeping the memory of their WW2 legacy alive. More importantly the Paddle Group RMA helps veterans and serving personnel and raises money for veterans charities.

Thanks in advance to my friends at the Paddle Group who can be found here: www.instagram.com/paddle_group...

Operation Frankton details can be found here - www.cwgc.org/our-work/blo... I’ll be making some films for the wonderful WW2 Headquarters youtu.be/ROxRe9Bib0I?...

Tea and Medals follow afterwards, naturally.

At 12.00 hrs BST this Saturday I’ll be arriving in kleppers with the Paddle Group to carry out a reenactment of Operation Frankton at HMS Belfast. A slice of living history for those interested in WW2 history. We arrive at 12 and carry out the limpet mine operation from 13.30!

Off down the Post Office again like a pension-hungry Nan. If you want a gift parcel like these lucky souls, join the fashionable set and get yourself some books out my little virtual shop. www.gralefrit.co.uk/shop

Oh hullo. Is there a simple way to do an audio livestream from an iPhone with a mic attached? One where I don’t have to watch boring men tell me how simple it is when it’s not on YouTube? Or trail through endless text and setups with awful software that doesn’t work?

Absolutely chuffed and very grateful that STRAIGHT ACTING has been shortlisted for the Theatre Book Prize 2024 - it’s made my week! www.str.org.uk/grants-prize...

Test match cricket it back guys. Don’t panic.

This is what my mortgage looks like in my head.

Purgatory would almost certainly involve trying to connect a b*stard Ring Chime back on to the network after it’s been unplugged and forgets that it used to be connected to your network and then you have to ask google and YouTube and the amount of boring men telling me how easy it is when it isn’t.

For those with an interest in WWII history, I’ll be taking part in a fascinating recreation of derring-do on Saturday 31st May at HMS Belfast in London. I’ll post more details in the next two weeks. Stay alert!

Off to brighton for the festival! Thor has spared us bad weather. Watching out for loki in seagull form tho... last few tix here! brightonfestival.org/whats-on/XkY...

Watching this unfold now and the government just shrugging it through is appalling.

Sunday football at the school.

The faux jokey chumminess of corporate twattery. I’m supposed to shrug my shoulders and chuckle, ‘Yeah, it did. Ah well.’ So what did go wrong? Anyone? No? Because I’ve spent fifteen minutes filling out your tiny forms.

Shall we all just… shall we just go to the park and hang out? Have some beers and play footy*for a bit? Guys? *cricket.

Not sure about where you are but crumbs, May, you’re entirely on brand today.

I've made a brand-new book! The first 200 people who buy it will get an exclusive signed and numbered copy! AND if you’re one of the first 100, you’ll get a lovely, limited-edition noticing notepad too! 📔✍️📚👏🎉💃 Pre-order your copy here: tinyurl.com/ycwdfphn

Apropos of NOTHING. Everyone in central London right now is SO WELL DRESSED. It’s absurd how well turned out they are. Good effort everyone.

I don’t know all the tracks yet for my Desert Island Discs but I’ll tell you what’s definitely on it and that’s Purple Rain. And yes I’ve listened to it too much again today. Go on get out of it. Clear off.

For the FT, I wrote an essay about why the daily experience of the Internet keeps getting worse, tipping us into madness and conflict. I gather ideas about slop, enshittification, and dead internet theory under what I call "the hostile Internet." www.ft.com/content/5d06...

Tomorrow! New BE FUNNY OR DIE podcast, exclusive to paid subscribers. It's an illustrated-audio-essay, talking about the craft, brilliance and legacy of the best television programme ever made: Scooby Doo... Jinkies! joelmorris.substack.com/podcast

This just in on Button FM: Lego #BBCGhosts needs 2,780 more votes to be considered as an official LEGO set! ideas.lego.com/projects/a72... Vote now to see the whole cast recreated as minifigures! (ft. @benwillbond.bsky.social and @lazbo.bsky.social)