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bertbrause.bsky.social
29 | Professional dickhead. Unprofessional roleplayer.
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The answer is LibreOffice, my friends!

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Heut gehts zum Kwenn!

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

handsome

submitted 79 days ago • 14 comments

Hab grad das Paradies gefunden, und es heißt Modulor.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Leit heit is endlich soweit! As neie LaBrassBanda Album is ausse: open.spotify.com/album/5WdF9S...

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Leute die freiwillig Maske am Kinn tragen, fahren auch mit Helm am Lenker.

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

I'd never jump off a building or grab a cop's gun, but I literally cannot cross a body of water without feeling the urge to throw my phone into it

submitted 111 days ago • 21 comments

Just found this website, when I searched for "is the internet working" as connection test. If you click on the link you'll know, yes, the internet is still working. Wonderful stuff! funktioniertdasinternetnoch.de

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

Bring the fun back...

submitted 132 days ago • 2 comments

From the amount of chopsticks that came with my last sushi order, I'd say 4.

submitted 138 days ago • 1 comment

When you have been ignoring a searing pain in your big toe over the past two weeks and finally realize, it's been a broken sewing needle you stepped in a while ago and never noticed.

submitted 138 days ago • 3 comments

Der Name der Rose: Rosa L. Der Name der Hose: Levis J.

submitted 140 days ago • 0 comments

Just showed my favourite movie "The Boat That Rocked" at the local bar. And everyone loved it. #feelsGoodMan

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

Let's get shit-mixed

submitted 144 days ago • 1 comment

you look like you could benefit from a healthy dose of bloodlust

submitted 147 days ago • 2 comments

I quit smoking thirteen years ago, but every once in a while, I still enjoy a camel on the balcony.

submitted 149 days ago • 66 comments

Meine neue Cotte ist so kuschelig, dass man aufpassen muss nicht im stehen einzuschlafen.

submitted 150 days ago • 0 comments

Der zweite Teil meines Alkoholikerfamilienerlebnisaufsatzes ist raus! Hier gehts um den eigentlichen Geburtstag von Omma. Falls ihr Bock habt, könnt ihr unten eure Mailadresse hinterlassen, dann verpasst ihr keine zukünftige Gschicht mehr. open.substack.com/pub/bertbrau...

submitted 151 days ago • 0 comments

Home is, where Brian Johnson and Maria Callas take turns brülling together the neighbourhood. #acdc #mariacallas

submitted 153 days ago • 0 comments

Hab grad mittels Pythagoras die dritte Seite der Geren für meine neue Cotte berechnet. Touché Schulbildung, touché! #dasWerdIchNieWiederBrauchen

submitted 153 days ago • 0 comments

I can wholeheartedly recommend dark net diaries episode on bikeindex. It's a wild ride. darknetdiaries.com/episode/153/

submitted 154 days ago • 0 comments

"Fix your hearts or die" IS absolultely fire but also huge shoutout to David Lynch for writing a trans character into the OG run of Twin Peaks in fucking 1990 who was cool, and confident, and who was treated with the utmost respect and dignity by her former colleague the instant he meets her

submitted 155 days ago • 24 comments

▶️ "Es ist beklemmend." ▶️ "Ich habe die Schnauze voll." ▶️ "Sprachlos und schockiert" In den letzten Monaten haben wir immer wieder mit Menschen gesprochen, deren Handy-Standortdaten bei Databrokern kursieren. Hier sind ihre Stimmen. #DatabrokerFiles netzpolitik.org/2025/databro...

submitted 154 days ago • 3 comments

Have you guys seen the video to J Cut & Kolt Siewerts "The Flute Tune"? Apart being an awesome tune, the video makes it 100 times better. And it's like ten years so no AI :) www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7Ay...

submitted 155 days ago • 1 comment

Welcome to the public domain, BIG BUSINESS (1929)! 🎞️ Laurel & Hardy bring their slapstick A-game as bungling Christmas tree salesmen in this comedy masterpiece. Learn more ➡️ https://blog.archive.org/2025/01/01/welcome-to-the-public-domain-in-2025 #PublicDomain #PublicDomainDay #InternetArchive

submitted 160 days ago • 7 comments