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bertoinpublic.bsky.social
Looking to establish a clean algo. Nerd stuff, Bay Area sports, linguistics. Minority, minority owner @oaklandballers.bsky.social
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Up in the hot tub Eatin’ Boboli…

Every single one of life’s problems can be solved by fleeing into the woods.

Civil War Hardtack amzn.to/42O10Lx

Is Stephen Miller left handed? According to To Kill a Mockingbird, Musk was punched by a southpaw.

WIN!

The Ballers community fucking rules.

The new GOP slogan (thank you, Joni Ernst.)

Still thinking about how the OB said they want all babies to be between the 25th and 75th percentiles and I joked that I bet only half of all babies can meet that standard and he was like what

One silver lining is learning that I really do have the support of my team who are just as perplexed and disappointed as I am. It’s been validating to know that I am valued by the people I serve.

Rugby night! @oaklandballers.bsky.social win! Hanging out with @teelovescoffee.bsky.social Great night.

LET’S GOOOOO!!!!

It’s lamentable that mom bods haven’t gotten a cultural moment like dad bods did a few years ago. Mom bods are sexy.

Raising an Asian hippy is tough because we don’t wear shoes in the house but xe doesn’t want to wear shoes outside either, which negates the whole point of not wearing shoes in the house.

Not being offered interim director position in favor of an outside consultant does not make me optimistic about my future.

“Dad, if we go to Anaheim for Pokémon world championships, we gotta go see The the Angels Angels of Anaheim.” The kid is 10. I have done some things right as a father.

“Dad, if we go to Anaheim for Pokémon world championships, we gotta go see The the Angels Angels of Anaheim.” The kid is 10. I have done some things right as a father.

36 years ago today Energy is the only studio album by the American ska punk band Operation Ivy, released on this day in 1989. #punk #punks #punkrock #ska #skapunkrock #operationivy #energy #history #punkrockhistory #otd

One of the things I think my kids have actually learned from my life is that I could have made a lot more money by being a much shittier person. But even when being not shitty, doing something for the money has always turned out being terrible. Make money, but also be fulfilled.

LET’S GOOO

Has any Dem fumbled the bag as hard as Newsome? He was on track. Even dodged multiple scandals. Then he did this year and he’s cooked.

One of the best ever

Pretty much sums me up

Who knew America would decline so far so fast? I mean aside from the many many experts around the world who called it and wrote articles and books about it and went on tv about it. Who could have ever seen it coming?

oh there's a 'lost cause' alright; they're mad 'cause they lost, lol

Find me a better depiction of raising teens than #TWD Hershel being rescued by Maggie and being like, “Mawm, you didn’t even rescue me right. Eh. It’s like you don’t even really love me.”

100 years ago today a Tennessee grand jury indicted science teacher John Scopes for violating the state’s law making it a crime “to teach any theory that denies the story of the Divine Creation of man as taught in the Bible, and to teach instead that man has descended from a lower order of animals.”

It was a great day at AAPI day with the @oaklandballers.bsky.social and Lyrics Born.

Anyone want a free Ballers ticket for today? Message me.

People screaming at the 8th grade promotion ceremony as if these kids did anything more than get a year older. Like, I’m happy for my kid and HS is coming. It’s a milestone, sure. But have some sense of perspective yall.

Block party starts at 2:00pm. Game ticket required.