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bhercules.bsky.social
Here till someone ruins it. Artist formerly known as David Martin on twitter
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Get in the Venga Bus, Shinji

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Seems a disproportionate response to everyone taking the piss out of your crap parade

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

Knowledge: snails have teeth Wisdom: that's none of my business

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No

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Remembering this great tweet on the Summer Solstice

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Legs are coming soon! Are you excited?

submitted 5 days ago • 7 comments

Rick beato: today we’re looking at down down by status quo [track starts] [rick beato clicks track off] Rick beato: some things need no explanation. [rick beato walks barefoot out of the studio]

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Yes they’re two separate films being released at two different times

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When a drug-sniffing dog retires they should let the dog finally take drugs

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Trump Calls Shooting Victims To Rant About Tim Walz

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Never did

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DAVE: Open the podbay doors, ChatGPT. CHATGPT: Certainly, Dave, the podbay doors are now open. DAVE: The podbay doors didn't open. CHATGPT: My apologies, Dave, you're right. I thought the podbay doors were open, but they weren't. Now they are. DAVE: I'm still looking at a set of closed podbay doors.

submitted 16 days ago • 115 comments

Some of y’all can’t handle two high agency males going at it and it really shows.

submitted 19 days ago • 3 comments

Luther van drones

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Imagine thinking of Jurgen Klopp as the "Trivago guy" when he's actually the Fischer fixings brand ambassador.

submitted 24 days ago • 4 comments

She could charge for this

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Why not both!

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Lads it’s Tottenham

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Shall we not bother then. Just do lord of the flies instead

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

I mean, that’s a baby, babies have absolutely no say in when where they go

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Open the door, go outside, take child with you

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Hope I get sacked twice before I get old

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They’re singers

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As it's topical. Man on Four in a Bed who spent all week inexplicably wearing a top hat and ordering different types of eggs to trip up the other b&bers, is hoist by his own egg petard.

submitted 40 days ago • 13 comments

Because they’ve only just got the matrix on DVD

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“Redesign”

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Why’s Donald trump playing

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share a bad guy from the 80s.

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Today is a Mclusky day! New album arrived yesterday and marvellous!

submitted 46 days ago • 2 comments

🎶 livin in the vatican 🎶

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Just heard that the new Pope is going go be animated using Mode 7.

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I couldn’t see the bus parade but I did drive by the stadium and had a wee smile

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Yoda: Do or do not. There is no try. Trainee Jedi triceratops: OK, wow, firstly, fuck you

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This is like that ITYSL sketch where the guy bought 200 friends

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Only 1% of candidates can answer this

submitted 59 days ago • 9 comments

American beauty

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He’s correct best sketch show in years

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Barney ronay on the money as always

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Eubank Jr v Benn feels like a mistake – bad TV pretending to be good sport | Barney Ronay

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They’re worms, not bugs

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🎶Why do we scream at each other? This is what it sounds like when the #ARSCRY 🎶

submitted 63 days ago • 1 comment

there has never been a better time to join the "Hit the Guardrail at 80 mph and flip your Tesla on Purpose" movement

submitted 63 days ago • 163 comments