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I was just ghost bus’d by @wmata.com’s 96 twice, wasting a full hour of my life and making me critically late for an appointment. (i’m unemployed and cannot afford to pay $40 in ride share fees for a $25 gig) But at least they’re giving me $7 in ride credit. 🙄

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I missed this bathroom.

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Zelda Notes doesn't log my BotW play data correctly and I'm so bummed out about that. 😔

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Job hunt is going poorly so I'm considering going into personal training; I'm already the go-to guy for fitness guidance in my social circles. Probably a bad personality fit though.

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Walz makes me so proud to be Minnesotan. I so badly wish his fellow party members, nincompoops all of them, would take a page out of his book.

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What could possibly be worse than a hungover leg day while the world is falling apart behind you? 🥰

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Every now and then I wish I lived in a "nice" complex with amenities. Then I visit a friend and endure the five-minute walk from the elevator to their apartment, and...

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My Switch 2 arrived giving me plenty of time to make it to the gym. 🥰

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My Switch 2 is scheduled to arrive today and you better believe I'm not leaving the house until it's in my hands. sorry gym

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Now with video!

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@wmata.com estimated Pride Weekend 🚇 Ridership: - Friday 535k, 2nd busiest Friday since 2020 - 460k busiest pride parade day since 2012 - U St Station, 35k highest on record - Dupont Station, 55k 2nd/3rd highest in 5 yrs Lots of new credit/debit card use! Thx for riding!

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I shall be hibernating for the foreseeable future.

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I kissed so many cute boys at the parade yesterday 🥰

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ready to march* *stand in a float drinking alcohol we snuck past the marshals

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If you see me marching in the parade today throw me a drink. I’ll need it.

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wish i were funny so I could gain clout without being almost naked Happy Pride!

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world pride from the comfort of my bedroom

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I am already simply too hungover I stand no chance of surviving the weekend.

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Mutuals in DC for World Pride are morally obligated to drop into my DMs.

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today

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If someone finds an extra Switch 2 I’d pay you back for it. 🥲

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When you went to the Iowa Writers Workshop but ended up in journalism

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Musk endorsing impeachment is hilarious but also emblematic of how fucking stupid everything is.

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Happy Pride, demons.

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I am simply TOO tired to be doing Romanian deadlifts today 😫

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Woke up at 5:30 a.m. in order to hang out with my kid-having straight besties and can confirm they live in a whole different reality from us. National Aquarium was really cute though!

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Finally watched Rogue One and I think it's a shame they didn't instead name the movie "Director Krennic and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day."

I was just ghost bus’d by @wmata.com’s 96 twice, wasting a full hour of my life and making me critically late for an appointment. (i’m unemployed and cannot afford to pay $40 in ride share fees for a $25 gig) But at least they’re giving me $7 in ride credit. 🙄

I missed this bathroom.

Zelda Notes doesn't log my BotW play data correctly and I'm so bummed out about that. 😔

Job hunt is going poorly so I'm considering going into personal training; I'm already the go-to guy for fitness guidance in my social circles. Probably a bad personality fit though.

Walz makes me so proud to be Minnesotan. I so badly wish his fellow party members, nincompoops all of them, would take a page out of his book.

What could possibly be worse than a hungover leg day while the world is falling apart behind you? 🥰

Every now and then I wish I lived in a "nice" complex with amenities. Then I visit a friend and endure the five-minute walk from the elevator to their apartment, and...

My Switch 2 arrived giving me plenty of time to make it to the gym. 🥰

My Switch 2 is scheduled to arrive today and you better believe I'm not leaving the house until it's in my hands. sorry gym

Now with video!

@wmata.com estimated Pride Weekend 🚇 Ridership: - Friday 535k, 2nd busiest Friday since 2020 - 460k busiest pride parade day since 2012 - U St Station, 35k highest on record - Dupont Station, 55k 2nd/3rd highest in 5 yrs Lots of new credit/debit card use! Thx for riding!

I shall be hibernating for the foreseeable future.

I kissed so many cute boys at the parade yesterday 🥰

ready to march* *stand in a float drinking alcohol we snuck past the marshals

If you see me marching in the parade today throw me a drink. I’ll need it.

wish i were funny so I could gain clout without being almost naked Happy Pride!

world pride from the comfort of my bedroom

I am already simply too hungover I stand no chance of surviving the weekend.

Mutuals in DC for World Pride are morally obligated to drop into my DMs.

today

If someone finds an extra Switch 2 I’d pay you back for it. 🥲

When you went to the Iowa Writers Workshop but ended up in journalism

Musk endorsing impeachment is hilarious but also emblematic of how fucking stupid everything is.

Happy Pride, demons.

I am simply TOO tired to be doing Romanian deadlifts today 😫

Woke up at 5:30 a.m. in order to hang out with my kid-having straight besties and can confirm they live in a whole different reality from us. National Aquarium was really cute though!

Finally watched Rogue One and I think it's a shame they didn't instead name the movie "Director Krennic and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day."

Friday, Spring 5, Year of the Farmer 8.

Fun follow up: I found my towel at the beach because a friend had it.