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If you can’t handle me at my worst then man hook hand car door

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See my swimming pool brother. With twelve thousand hotdogs brother. They’re breathing brother. Thousands of tiny mouths. They’re hungry brother. But the water is fine.

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

I’m considering dunking my body in frosting to understand the plight of the doughnut

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Six bald blokes in england shirts scrumming in a giant fondue fountain of Bacardi pre mixed cocktail yelling “you want some” in unison

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

New track m.youtube.com/watch?v=VCAN...

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Carry On movies should have a comeback. We could have Carry On Poggers. Kenneth Williams on a twitch stream making bawdy jokes about master chief. Hmm?

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone Billy Joel look like a creepypasta? Jeff the Killer's dad? 🤔

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

Garlic bread but for dogs. That is it.

submitted 112 days ago • 1 comment

I propose a conversion program to get foreigners accustomed to salt and vinegar on chips called the ketchup-vinegar quotient. First, mix the subject’s ketchup with a trace of HP sauce, gradually changing the ratio until they are Brown-pilled. Then slowly dilute the brown sauce with vinegar et vióla!

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

Just two more months of work before I have enough to pay the guy who sleeps in the alley behind my work to graft a Nokia 7610 Supermova to my wrist!!

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

Why are we all still bothering to post when this has been in the world for over 15 years?

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

This valentines throw a thought to the Duolingo owl who doesn’t understand how to be in a relationship without making it transactional and messes it up every year. Duo you don’t have to give people expensive jewellery every time you do it!

submitted 128 days ago • 0 comments

It just feels like a really good time to bring this oldie back

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

Lots of sad and scary shit happening out there so I’m considering buying a lot of Iraqi Dinar

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

“Magic (Mike) The Gathering”: Anyone got any idea what I could do with this?

submitted 133 days ago • 0 comments

Building god on my computer so I can ask it if I’m allowed to jonk it on the regular

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

Aw man I’m so full and bloated with all this content I’ve been consuming

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

I miss Going on the Computer now we just consume content I’m full

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

Tweeting the word “arse” is Oral Histories

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

“Bean” is in the top 20 funny words

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

The kazoo is one of man’s most dangerous military tools, able to mobilise any one individual to extreme violence (towards the kazoo player)

submitted 140 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone considered bringing noun capitalisation into the English language like they have in German? Then we can say Cock, Pussy and Arse, regardless of their placement in the sentence 🧐

submitted 141 days ago • 0 comments

The best bit about being on Universal Credit is when you’re forced to come into the job centre to watch the World Champion Slow Typer take 15 minutes fill a form for you that you already did in about 2

submitted 141 days ago • 0 comments

This board game box has the purest vibes

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

My new set list is: Left speaker, five minutes Right speaker, five minutes Slapping my belly, 15 minutes Subwoofer, 10 minutes Gargling mouthwash, 3 minutes Just really staring you down kinda freaky style, 20 seconds Wonderwall, until curfew

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

Cold take: there’s a hypocrisy in how western Capitalists always love competition until another country brings out a better product.

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

I preferred “Have you dreamed this man?”

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About to teach my friends the rules to a German board game called “Cock is best!”. It’s a mid-weight engine builder with card drafting and beautiful wooden pieces. You have to allocate cubes to build girth and length, and at the end of the game you score the LOWEST of the two to win Sperm Points.

submitted 144 days ago • 0 comments

I imagine Dr Dre in Acton and I feel calm

submitted 147 days ago • 0 comments

I get FOMO so bad, when I listen to gangsta rap and they say west side I pretend they are talking about West London so I fee involved

submitted 147 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes it's hard to find joy in the world but then i think of a mouse wearing a mushroom as a hat and I fall even deeper into the abyss

submitted 148 days ago • 0 comments

I change my phone keyboard to Spanish when I’m on the dating apps to make myself a bit more mysterious

submitted 149 days ago • 0 comments

Im currently tattooing this dog I found waiting outside a door in my block of flats with the words “worthy of more respect than Donald Trump” and I am excited to see what sort of political discussion this sparks

submitted 151 days ago • 0 comments

Eliane Radigue in the streets, Lil B in the sheets

submitted 152 days ago • 0 comments

I love working retail. I love working on the till. I love filling the money drawer up. What a filthy little guy. I love a tuffing him with coins and assorted notes until he’s sooooo bloaaated and fulllll

submitted 154 days ago • 0 comments

No worse abuse than being followed and unfollowed a few days later

submitted 155 days ago • 1 comment

Going door to door offering my jar-opening services, gaining the respect of the men and the admiration of the women and children

submitted 155 days ago • 0 comments

I woke up in a sweat. I’d dreamt I posted something that wasn’t funny. People had responded “that’s not funny”. I lay in the cold twilight and watched the sun rise outside my window on another bleak day

submitted 156 days ago • 0 comments

You never see animated protagonists get lifted by the seat of their pants anymore. Woke America?

submitted 158 days ago • 0 comments