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Back in the 2000s, there were a lot of generic FPSs. Boring & long cutscenes, time consuming "power ups", faffy minigames and they all just drag on the experience. Then Doom 2016 launched and it did away with all that. It was fresh, fast and fun. Doom Dark Ages is bringing it all back. 🤦‍♂️😭

Well this is probably terrific news! Giant Bomb free of their shackles once more and free to be independent. So it's probably gonna be really good games coverage. 🤞 www.gamesindustry.biz/giant-bomb-s...

Apparently Jack wasn't Doohan well enough #F1

See, that is just the kind of mawkish, overly sentimental nonsense I expect from Eurogamer. Utter tabloid rubbish. And no I'm not reading it.

To absorb what exactly? 🤷‍♂️

Bank Holidays. Going into your local pub for a nice pint and they have the local Elvis impersonator screaming out his old shit. And he blows. 🙃

Lando you jammy bastard 😂 #F1

LAAAAAAAAME! #F1

Aww nooo laaaaaaaame LAAAAAAME!! #F1

Booo safety car laps boooo #F1

Y'know, we may only be 2 (yes 2) or 3 years from a new console launch... if they don't drop these prices then you'll be looking at... maybe £800 for the new one?! They can hardly launch the new one at the same price as the old one.

So you've been playing it for *4 years* on the Xbox, and now the PS5 version is out you've switched to that and it's "better" This is such fantasy bullshit. www.eurogamer.net/ps5-now-has-...

But can Malcolm cradle and kiss Ben's balls just how he likes it? Cos that's his job. He's the dicksucker. He's Deputy Dicksucker, I'm not making this up. 🤷‍♂️ www.the-race.com/formula-1/be...

Poor Ferrari is gonna have to put up with a miserable Lewis alllll season and alllll next season. Then he's gonna leave. He's gonna see the new regs, then he's gone. #F1

Man that "high horse" track is pretty cringe isn't it? Exuding that bored and sassy housewife vibe there. I can see them wagging their fingers at thin air now. Less of that please 🙏

Doing unofficial remasters must be so unfulfilling. If you don't get taken down by the dev/publisher after years of work, the original dev launches a remaster! Right in your unappreciated face! 😭 www.rockpapershotgun.com/you-get-twic...

Oh so *that's* what a woman is! Well done everyone, time well spent there. Fusion power or a moon base next yah?

Hey look @motorsport.forza.net, a whole reddit post asking about the least favourite track and NEARLY EVERYONE says VIR. So you can stop adding it religiously to each game. Because it absolutely sucks and nobody likes it. It is crap. 👍 www.reddit.com/r/forzamotor...

Ah c'mon let the kids enjoy themselves. It's popcorn. You know what they paid for those tickets? Let the kids throw the popcorn. Heck, throw some yourself. Fuck it, let's all throw some. kotaku.com/minecraft-mo...

I know Ninty is very popular and they seem unassailable right now. But I'm not *entirely* convinced the Switch 2 is gonna work out for them. Will they sell a lot? Sure. Will they sell *loads*... no. www.polygon.com/nintendo-swi...

How did Sir Hammers think his Ferrari stint would go? He seems utterly dejected that the car isn't going to win him a championship. Ferrari haven't won anything in 400 years. Did he join because the overalls look nice and he has an F40 poster on his bedroom wall?! #F1

Everyone's selling out and getting upset

Blimey, two sell out posts in a row. *ahem* You sold out now you gotta play their tune. Hope you still like the red. What tf did you think was going to happen this is Ferrari ffs. www.planetf1.com/news/bit-str...

This is what they get for selling out. You sold out to the durkas, and now you gotta suck the durka D. Get Stefano on his knees asap, it's not gonna suck itself. www.the-race.com/formula-1/ro...

People had a reasonable expectation to be able to play it for the duration. Ubi practically (literally, lol) stole it from them. That's just not on. It's not right, and yes that does matter. www.eurogamer.net/ubisoft-stat...

I'm not putting any effort in to find the answer here, but wtf is a "narrative battle pass"? Like, you pay $5 a month and you... unlock story bits? Surely not 🤔