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Just some random internet asshole. I post shit I like, and shit I don’t like. Sometimes I think I’m funny, and sometimes I just rage against all the machines. I can’t believe I have to add this, also, I am very sarcastic.
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When you go to the dump and come back with an item you didn’t leave with. That’s a problem.

What’s funny is how naive we are, laughing all the way while insisting “that could never happen here”, and then voting for it.

“I’m always ten steps behind, unless you do something that people pay attention to, and then, it was my idea … Squirrel!” - Donald Jackass Trump

At this point maga are just full-on denihilists.

If this is accurate … Of course it’s accurate, withholding this kind of intelligence is certainly impeachable, but on brand for these lawless jackasses. I assume we’ll hear some fiery speeches next week, while we wait for the next installment of “WTF is next?” apple.news/AN_SpIEB8ToO...

Trump supporters on FB blaming Hillary Clinton, Barak Obama and Joe Biden for the attack on Iran is boss-level denial.

“BOMBS” Jesus fucking Christ, can we all agree now that he’s an idiot?

The President of the United States of America, decided to let us all know how fragile his ego really is on social media. May God have mercy on all of our souls.

What an asshole. www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

My kids think we need another dog to make our existing dog happy, tried to explain that it’s their job to make the pup happy. Looking for another dog.

“Silver spoon pretending to be a populist decries too many non-exploitation days, oligarchs are suffering!” amp.cnn.com/cnn/2025/06/...

Things are pretty fucked up if a mom‘s two sons — both members of the National Guard — had to accompany her to her immigration hearing to make sure she wouldn’t be detained by ICE.

Calm down…

Yebo.

Maga death cult strikes again. thehill.com/homenews/lgb...

Ahhh, the old Bush gambit.

Have you tanked your economy? Was your birthday parade an embarrassment? Did the richest man in the world allude to you being a nonce? Did you lose your bid to challenge a sexual abuse & defamation lawsuit? If so, you need WAR! 𝑊𝐴𝑅 - 𝐵𝑒𝑐𝑎𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝑛𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 ℎ𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑠 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑓𝑎𝑖𝑙𝑢𝑟𝑒𝑠 𝑏𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟