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bipolarguide.bsky.social
I actually am a polar guide in the Arctic and Antarctic. I’m also a huge Vancouver Canucks fan. I made a living as a photographer. Right now I’m obsessed with North American politics because the usa has turned into a fucking traitorous cesspit.
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If you wish your photos to look believable, you can also desaturate. I do it all of the time. Stop. Just stop boosting the saturation. Sure a tiny tweak here or there, but for the love of god, stop super saturating your photos. Your photos look like candy store crap. #photography

Where the hell did all of these Humming Birds come from?

For you gastronomic entrepreneurs out there: sell celery by the stalk. I have thrown out so much fucking celery that just rotted in the fridge because my fucking stew needs two stalks. I’ll pay 50% more just to buy what I need.

It's May 9, 2021 at 14:48. Spring of year two of my covid incarceration years. I nearly lost it. Semi isolated for two years. No work. These walks, near where I lived, probably kept me from going over the edge. #BlueSkyMonday

The monotheistic belief that there is only one god irritates the fuck out of me. You’re all a bunch of cowards that make shit up when you don’t understand something. And then all of you dismiss each other because they don’t share the nuances of your particular psychosis. You’re all fucked.

I have a need for my comfort tv series. I’m binging Firefly tonight. I know a lot of the dialogue by heart. The writing, the editing, the lighting, the way the characters develop and interact. Yes even the acting, all combine to make it the best sci-fi series to date. I’m a start with “Out of Gas”.

🇺🇦Slava Ukraine🇺🇦 The drone trucks are only going to work once - which I’m sure they knew from the get go. It was a wildly successful plan that was a year and a half in the making. I hope they have a series of dastardly plans rapidly ripening to fruition.

With 5 shut outs the Abby D are playing magnificently. Arturs can’t do it alone. #canucks #abbycanucks

Rutherford watching Manny coach the baby #canucks in the playoffs.

What’s the record for shut outs in the AHL playoffs? Because Artur Silovs! Holy smoke!! #canucks #abbycanucks

Oh. My. Gawd. EXCELLENT.

Photo tip for nature photographers. Just carry a damn spray bottle with you. Then you can make your own dew covered spider webs. Turn every blade of grass and pretty flower into sparkly water droplets of delight. What? You think pros don’t do that? #photography

The theme for the #BlueSkyArtShow is “Underneath.” The shark is a rubber toy about 8-9 cm long. I shot the school of Yellow Tails in the Bahamas eons ago. Combined in photoshop. #photography