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I sat on a rock in a Arkansas hill as a child and I heard a rattle. I turned to see a rattlesnake and I jumped. back away from it, it struck and missed me by inches. This is my life and it belongs to me. PLEASE DONT DM. I STILL LOVE YOU JUST THE SAME.
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KEEP IT UP, UKRAINE. KEEP IT UP AND SHOVE IT RIGHT DOWN RUSSIA'S THROAT!

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

Gimme an F… Gimme a U… Gimme a C… Gimme a K… What's that spell? What's that spell? What's that spell? What's that spell? What's that spell? It's spells TACO.

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

Imagine the population of the United States all being replaced by clones of Donald Trump. Keep your sanity and dont even try.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Help me find a place in the world to deport Trump and his cabinet and staff for the multitude of crimes they have committed. Be realistic. Mars is not a realistic option...yet!

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

It's taco Tuesday and Wednesday and Thursday and Friday and Saturday and Sunday, and I'm sick of tacos.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Give up, Trump. It's over!

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Maybe this geopolitical order is starting to get on God's nerves.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

All I can ask now is that we all PUSH PUSH PUSH against the evil barreling toward us.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Let me introduce to you the one and only Billy Shears and Sergeant Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Like a good episode of Criminal Minds, President Trump pretends to be an upstanding member of society in the daylight but commits horrible things after dark. He leaves clues that suggest to investigators that he wants to be stopped.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Classy as expected. You know what? He can wallow in his victimhood and misery. How about the rest of us go just enjoy the day and honor our fallen.

submitted 7 days ago • 2695 comments

Whoever says they are a red dot in a blue state? I wish them well.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

THEN: "I don't want to abolish government. I simply want to reduce it to the size where I can drag it into the bathroom and drown it in the bathtub." - Grover Norquist. NOW: "I mean the one of many Olympic size swimming pools for the billionaires." - The GOP 2025

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

This is the throne on which the ass-spiring king ass-ended to.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

40 trillion in dollar bills laid end to end would reach only about 0.015% of the way to Alpha Centauri—roughly 1.5 ten-thousandths of the full distance. Or, if you prefer distance: That’s about 6.24 million kilometers—around 16 times the distance from Earth to the Moon.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Trump didn't do well managing Covid 19. If that was too much for him, imagine how he will deal with Super A. I. as it is currently emerging at warp speed.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments