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Absolutely mesmerized with this season of The Rehearsal.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

UPDATE: white smoke has *also* been spotted in the city center of Avignon,,, bad news folks!!!

submitted 15 days ago • 75 comments

nathan fielder (narrating): in order to better understand airline captains, i have to know what it means to lead. so i spent the last year in disguise as an italian cardinal named pizzaballa with a plan to get elected pope in the next conclave. i recreated the sistine chapel in a studio warehouse,

submitted 16 days ago • 18 comments

2025 Kentucky Derby results: 1. 🐎 2. 🐎 3. 🐎 4. 🐎 5. 🐎 6. 🐎 7. 🐎 8. 🐎 9. 🐎 10. 🐎 11. 🐎 12. 🐎 13. 🐎 14. 🐎 15. 🐎 16. 🐎 17. 🐎 18. 🐎 19. 🐎

submitted 20 days ago • 86 comments

regional discourse can be tiring but let me say right now I will be not be looked down upon by a city that elects Adams and Cuomo as back to back mayors just because you can get a BEC and toilet paper in the same place

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

Scene: a nightmare <phone rings> Assistant: Sir, Isaac Chotiner is on the line Me: Shit, shit, okay don't panic we can still beat this <phone rings> Assistant: Sir it's worse Me: How? Assistant: Derek Guy has found your merch page. Me, loading a single bullet into a revolver: Understood

submitted 49 days ago • 7 comments

i know things were popping off in the Timberwolves/Pistons game but sheesh

submitted 54 days ago • 84 comments

time may prove me wrong, but i think your exposure to AI slop on algorithm heavy sites comes down to moral turpitude. if your heart is pure you still get cute animal videos. if you have stared too long into the abyss the algorithm knows your soul yearns for the dark realm of six fingered monsters

submitted 57 days ago • 21 comments

Jesus, Jae’lyn

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

In-N-Out has got to have the worst fries of any major fast food chain

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Twitter is down on one of the biggest days of the year in the NFL. Bluesky…

submitted 75 days ago • 28 comments

Happy International Women's Day to this classic banger

submitted 76 days ago • 201 comments

I found where they’re conserving you

submitted 77 days ago • 69 comments

Alright, time for White Lotus

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Shaping up to be a big night for Anora

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

It’s a shame A24 botched the release of Sing Sing. Great movie that more people should see.

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Wannabe foul merchant shit from Lowe

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Chuck!

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Chuck

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Look this isn’t eloquent but JD is such a pussy ass bitch

submitted 83 days ago • 2 comments

underrated thing to do on vacation is "nothing but in a different place"

submitted 90 days ago • 18 comments

Big crowd at the SF Tesla dealership protesting our unelected overlord. A tiny sign hangs from an upstairs window

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The pope to JD Vance

submitted 102 days ago • 18 comments

!!!!!

submitted 103 days ago • 22 comments

The Eagles winning because of DEI (a white cornerback)

submitted 103 days ago • 88 comments

happy super bowl to all

submitted 103 days ago • 29 comments

Well that’s not going to help the penalty narrative

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

59 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider

submitted 104 days ago • 42 comments

My recently acquired double stuffed Oreo addiction is really cutting into my plan to eat fewer sweet treats

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

We gotta be French DJs about our politics

submitted 110 days ago • 7 comments

I’d sooner fight God

submitted 113 days ago • 9 comments

leaving the cruelty aside for just a minute it's absolutely humiliating to imagine being my age or older and getting excited because you think you've been given permission to say a bad word. what are you gonna do next, ride your tricycle past the end of the block

submitted 116 days ago • 125 comments

Hmm wonder why

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

Breathing new life into poli sci academia by scientifically sorting each elected Republican into the Nazi, Vampire, Coward, or Bozo wing of the party.

submitted 120 days ago • 23 comments

Me this morning

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The rare Surrender (to greatness) Cobra

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If this person were in Kentucky they would not be breaking the law. Unfortunately our distracted driving law only applies to texting. I’ve heard a story of someone who avoided a citation by saying they were watching a video on Facebook, and not texting.

submitted 140 days ago • 0 comments

i understand why people point this fact out. it is true, and this isn't a dunking. but if there were 10,000 trans college athletes instead of 10, it would still be critical to respect them and reject blanket bans that aren't based on anything but culture war meanness

submitted 141 days ago • 2 comments

For my New year resolution I’m going to work on being less condescending. (Condescending means to talk down to other people)

submitted 142 days ago • 250 comments

We have a doink

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments