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right, time to give this star trek: picard thing a go.

submitted 2 hours ago • 1 comment

was super low on cheddar i'm having with a omelette tonight and wanted to use up some salsa in a crimpit. turned out better than i was expecting if i'm being honest. if i'm lying it was absolutely delicious.

submitted 8 hours ago • 3 comments

"hi, i'm former *British* Prime Minister Liz Truss here at *CPAC* in *Hungary* to talk about free speech and how a well funded *globalist network* is trying to shove their political ideology down our throats." like... that could've been satire.

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

watched lord of the rings: war of rohirrim last night and i enjoyed it more than i was expecting. fun little story with lotr vibes all wrapped up in a neat little bow. critics said "spinoff? more like ripoff!", "this is just an anime with lotr branding", and "i'm a joyless cunt". fuck em all.

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

yeah, sure, a man born in *1822* figured out how to make milk safe for everyone to drink. pull the other one.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

heck yeah lets gooo. love these backwards centaurs. flopping around on their silly human legs.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

we are currently getting a mcdonald's in moncton, canada.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

ooooh fuck you spanagram bollocks american cunts.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

i appear to have come down with a case of "oh my god why am i suddenly vomiting" and i am extremely displeased by this

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

please fucking stop doing this you are supposed to be journalists

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

that's the face of a man who just mistrusted a fart.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

oh yeah they pulled the boat out that fellas garden. sorry, lot of stuff happened this week, i wasn't able to keep you all updated on this important event.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments