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bitchnispears.bsky.social
call spike lee for a front row seat 🌪️
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do u like goddesses

not now kitten daddy is updating her letterboxd

if she posts pics with bot caps like wataa & chudai she aint ever gonna reply

ran into renee zellweger in amsterdam lol

guy whos vibe made the dick good wont stop texting me im sexc everytime i post a pic

went to costa rica since ive skied last

back in my natural habitat 🦎

going to one more chapter myself to picking up my vibrator

oh hi if u need me ive been here

oh this piece of shit app still hasnt added a draft folder

everyone loves my irish ass but no ones kissed it yet 🍀😛

i went out hell froze over

oh ur depressed: wash your sheets today drink ur water fold ya laundry get that ass outside

hello sugar plums 💞

nothing like eating in n out then rubbing one out to deep sleep like a pampered queen

following back reply guys & red headed women only for being sexy

good morning drink ur water pls

bonjour

going to sleep for 17 years like the trolls in those books

Haha I hid your reply

Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.

ran into renee zellweger in amsterdam lol

not now stupid boy im busy running around aimlessly in hello kitty island adventure

too lazy to edit out my nips so 🫱

never seen scarier nudes than i have on this app

packing for 3 countries

my sleep schedule is the alpha in this relationship

gn kiss the bed bug tight

really on that new me new year best life shit hbu

i like this pic of me from yesterday ⋆.ೃ𐦍*:・⋆𐦍.ೃ࿔*:・

time flies until youre counting down for vacation

ello luv

why have i never had a breakfast calzone

would thrive as a private chef for a billionaire

texting like a dude is my biggest flex

what about this egg shortage

doing kegels to sleep tight

my shit posts go here

hello my lovers n friends

highlight of golden globes was when the director stood in front of ariana the entire speech

doesnt matter my duolingo streak is 16 days in my heart its been 700