Profile avatar
bitchslut.bsky.social
a̴̡͖̖͖͉͙̮͉͈͉̤͍̠͂̒̓̎́ͅŗ̴͙̳̭͎̙̗̗̗͙̺͑͆̑͌̿̅̓̉͊̒̊̈́̈́͝͝ę̶͍̖̻͖̠͎̺̠̺̜̍̎̀̾̔̅̓̏͌̄ ̶̨̛͕͓͓̣͙̌̀͐̉̄̂̋͐̔̚̕ỳ̴̧̼̮ȏ̶̻̝̞̏̿͂͂̇̈̽͑̍̃̓̓ǘ̴̡͙̖̯͉̟̬̳̖̽̔́͜͠ͅ ̷̣̰͂̎̓́̋̈́̾̓̄̾̎̆̅͜͠h̶̢̛̰̭̲̟̟̘̹̠̫̳̝̣̪̒̾̽̾̾͊̂̏͌̐͘͝a̴͕̗͊̓͛͂̏́̈́͝v̴͎̫̲̝̭̳̲͇͙̼͛͑͛̀̕͜͜ḯ̶̢̳̦͈̘̜͚̫̟͖̠́̇ͅn̷̡̙̟̜͍͈͇̣̻͇̯̬͗̚g̸̿̔̏̍̃́̀́
1,535 posts 195 followers 314 following
Prolific Poster

I am the snake in the garden of Eden

bill Maher is a textbook example of "scratch a liberal and a fascist bleeds"

btw y’all my cat is okay but a surprise emergency vet visit has left me more broke than usual, if you’ve thought about buying one of my shirts this would be a great time to do so! $30, no shipping fee, dm if interested!

I’m like very broke atm as ive been looking for work and most of my things are likely gone or damaged beyond use. Really right now im just focused on sustaining myself and finding a new place to stay. If you can help at all, it’s appreciated <3 Venmø: @ ThatChingy Ca$happ: Bamchi

America is a gambling based economy

I'm gonna be buried in a mass grave

McDonald's book of shadows

a second nurse has told me I'm one of the best techs on the unit

why'd my coworker just call me "sugar plum"

I have been doing this

Turning 30 is actually not bad because you actually spiritually turn 30 at age 27. By the time you hit 30, you've already been 30 for three years.

"iF yOu IdOlizE TyLeR DuRdEn yOuRe mIsSiNg tHe PoiNt" okay but he bombed a bunch of credit office buildings that's sick af

just did 2 perfect blood draws in a row

thinking of buying gold

it's always ACAB until somebody steals your sweet roll huh

I'm gonna be a wasteland doctor

it's so nice to be ontologically good and therefore incapable of wrongdoing

I work in hell but I'm the one holding the pitchfork

look I don't wanna get to the bleak cyberpunk dystopia because I think it will be great or fun or cool but because I think it's inevitable and I wanna get it over with

the information gulf rn is insane. my coworker from DR is going to visit Canada, I told him to be careful when he comes back - he didn't know what I was talking about. I told him they're deporting people born here to el Salvador prisons, he said "how are they gonna deport you if you were born here?"

new York could not live without new Jersey, but new Jersey doesn't need new York

look at my protests dawg we're not gonna make it

all of this chaos only continues to last bare the truth: money over 100 dollars is not real

I should wander the desert

house is just like gendo ikari

episode of the Simpsons where you find out scratchy was a landlord the whole time

hubris isn't real

if you're still in line to vote, STAY IN LINE

wow everyone is having such nice little protests and staying out of the way of cars and being so non disruptive! great job! 😀

Manny religions have dieting baked in

party like it's 1929!

they're doing a pump n dump on the American economy

therapy should just be where they hold your face under water until you become better

I should get a tattoo of that cool S

rainbow capitalism is dead you know what that means: pride is back

doctors have ordered a biopsy of my heart to determine why I'm incapable of love

It’s that time again; 3rd annual Mira Bellwether Buy A Trans Woman A Pizza Day is Monday, March 31st.

I think I got a good nother 20 years in me max