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f/k/@zbendr. Mainly: Video product × platform × design × arch. But also: Cybersecurity and cyberworthiness manager. Military officer. 📺🎛 Probably¹ addicted to coffee and chilli http://SeeDisclaimer.com --- ¹Very
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Can’t believe it’s come round so quickly, but it has! Shake your 🪇, it’s #BezEarCurveDay

Looking worldwide for my next role: en Français! Deutsch, auch! English: natch. 
I’m a product development technologist: building products/services for telco/media/technology & everything in between. 
And I’m cybersecurity certified/qualified, Govt. cleared. I lead, I listen, I learn. 1/2

Nextivity / CEL-FI, your software is kinda no good. Pretty sure it’s 404’ing when it goes to download some config data. But I don’t have the energy to capture it and troubleshoot. Have you tested your stuff recently‽ https://support.cel-fi.com/hc/en-us/articles/203313923-PRO-Overview

Has anyone continued to run Electrical Audio in Chicago? Does anyone tend for the microphone collection? Was anyone mentored in how to mic-up drums in that spectacular way? :-(

Lies. I only ever know it needs an update when a device in my home glitches out: sure enough, every time, if I then go into the admin console it says it needs an update. When upstream connectivity slightly changes: needs a manual reboot. Something in DNS land sneezes: you’re offline.

No they do not, New York Times! This is like writing that Santa Claus has IBS.

~The Tesla Fan's Lament~ “First he claimed to be a founder, And I did not care – because I liked EVs. Then he defrauded California, And I did not care – because I liked EVs. Then he sabotaged high speed rail, sold cars knowing their batteries’ design flaw could cause fires, gamed range ... /1

Moonlight Concessions Australian tour dates - tickets on sale now at troubadourpresents.com/events/throw...

It’s been the 14th for nearly 17 hours. Please learn to Timezone, Bandcamp!

I would 100% vote for the Australian political party Bring Back Corner Store $1 Mixed Lollies In A White Paper Bag Reform Party.

Can’t help but think I’ve discovered a covert frottage club on the Metro. People who intentionally sit right next to you and “cosy up” so they’re resting against you. I say, “non à frottage!”

Breeders/Deal/Wiggs fan(atics): are the credits for this correct? I thought in the folklore this was written by Jo Wiggs! https://tidal.com/track/2205757?u

I don’t like winter, and despise when daylight saving time and nice “high” sun ends. Low-angle light and “lost” hours in winter ruins me until my beloved daylight saving time returns. I never realised I had mild seasonal affective disorder until I moved to the Middle East.

Queueing: for a hype sandwich in the Bay Run area of Sydney. What have I become‽

Threads: full of crafted tall tales. People reply with their own tall tale. Tedious. Mastodon: full of statements, and outrage. The replyguys get berated and blocked, and you can make new friends. Good friction. Blue Sky: I can’t work out what it’s full of, but it’s full of it. Yawnful.

Achtung, Achtung! All @throwingmuses.bsky.social and @kristinhersh.bsky.social fans: Australia tour dates!

Saturday read #1. Some songwriters say once their music is out there, it's out of their hands, but Kristin Hersh goes further: the song is ours & no longer hers. "It’s that kind of invisibility [artists should strive for]." Here she explains why it matters. www.bernardzuel.net/post/who-own...

Is James Reyne still thinkin’ ‘bout the fall of Rome?

I've been everywhere, man, I've been everywhere. I've been to

I thought the true fyre festival 2 was the fyre festival we’re currently living along the way aaaagh aaaaagh aaaaaaaaaaargh

If you say “Michelin-starred chef” one more time: I’m cracking skulls.

Googles: can Shingy be elected?

Checking against this list, I found that I have only ever seen one Marvel Cinematic Universe™️ movie. It was Black Panther, in Dolby Vision and Atmos, in Dolby’s way-beyond-spec private theatre in San Francisco, in 2018. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Marvel_Cinematic_Universe_films

trillion dollar industry that will revolutionize everything

HOT RESEARCH NEWS! Motonormativity ("car brain") is a bias that stops people making rational judgements about driving en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motonor... Our new study shows where this bias comes from AND how it makes people think they're odd for supporting changes to the transport system 🧵

Next James Bond on DAZNBritBoxFlix UK will be a nepo baby as Bond. Going to Gstaad for a private equity offsite. Co starring - a NARP as the jet broker & Franka Potente as misunderstood East Berlin contemporary artist, who is actually a reanimated double agent for SPECTRE/Smersh. #JamesBond

Two films I’m looking forward to watching, for no other reason than “just watching a film”; Tetris. Köln 75. Actually that’s a lie I used to play Tetris so much I could see pieces just falling in the air. And the Köln Concert is one of my favourite things.