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In Houston yeeing my last haw. Jazz ain’t dead. Reading and vibing. We used to have a proper internet. Last one alive - lock the door.

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The last time I went to bed in 80+ temps was post hurricane. I wouldn’t call it sleeping, more like a light sous vide.

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

Doltclous reads like a wonderful German swear that I desperately wish was real. Imma start using it anyways 🤣😆

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Nah, that’s BS. The urge to knock on the door and tell the parents “pistols at dawn” has to be crazy rn.

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A single Scaramucci ffs.

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D’Angelo if you count “Live at the Jazz Cafe” as his second.

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I verify that contractors actually built the things they billed for.

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My body is a temple (currently in foreclosure, cash offers accepted )

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To the driver that went around me (going 75) on a 70mph 2 lane highway in front of a state trooper: I honestly can’t fathom how you made it this far in life.

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Finally it ends.

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Peach Bellinis on a hot day

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Cero. Maybe in the future.

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When I read Song of Solomon and was told to stop asking why bible study seems to skip that book every time.

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Biker Boyz, the plot was so uninteresting my date asked to make out instead. Holds a special place in my heart.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

The last time I went to bed in 80+ temps was post hurricane. I wouldn’t call it sleeping, more like a light sous vide.

Doltclous reads like a wonderful German swear that I desperately wish was real. Imma start using it anyways 🤣😆

New from 404 Media: 'FuckLAPD.com' is a website that lets anyone use facial recognition to instantly identify cops. Point camera, take photo, upload to site. It provides their name and salary information. Creator also rebooting their tool for identifying ICE employees www.404media.co/fucklapd-com...

Nah, that’s BS. The urge to knock on the door and tell the parents “pistols at dawn” has to be crazy rn.

A single Scaramucci ffs.

D’Angelo if you count “Live at the Jazz Cafe” as his second.

I verify that contractors actually built the things they billed for.

My body is a temple (currently in foreclosure, cash offers accepted )

To the driver that went around me (going 75) on a 70mph 2 lane highway in front of a state trooper: I honestly can’t fathom how you made it this far in life.

Finally it ends.

Peach Bellinis on a hot day

Cero. Maybe in the future.

When I read Song of Solomon and was told to stop asking why bible study seems to skip that book every time.

Biker Boyz, the plot was so uninteresting my date asked to make out instead. Holds a special place in my heart.

Judging from that sad ass press conference Hegseth prolly gonna turn into the tequila version of the Senator from X-men sometime tonight.

What if we wished for juuust a few more bad things, as a treat.

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