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bleck.bsky.social
can pick up a boulder, with relative ease makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze
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I think my life would be a lot better if people still cooled pies on windowsills and I could engage in various hijinks or perhaps shenanigans to obtain them

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

why'd we pick the stork to deliver babies when the pelican has a perfectly baby sized mouth

submitted 139 days ago • 0 comments

why are mullets back

submitted 237 days ago • 0 comments

you know that part of The Ring where the guy watches the tape and then when they find him dead in the chair he's all shriveled up and such? that's how they just found me in the theater after watching Madame Web

submitted 487 days ago • 0 comments

realizing that I'm old after noticing that whenever I stretch I make the Goron noise from Ocarina of Time

submitted 535 days ago • 0 comments

pig : trough full of slop :: me : one piece raw "scans" that are just somebody taking pictures of the pages with a phone

submitted 600 days ago • 0 comments

just found out he's not called Nack nor is he a weasel. I don't know what to believe anymore

submitted 625 days ago • 0 comments

squinting my eyes and bending my knees and brimming my forehead with my hand to try and find the apparently very loud and powerful group of people hating on pumpkin spice lattes

submitted 636 days ago • 0 comments

me, seeing footage of the Mako in the trailer for Mass Effect remastered: can't believe they brought this stupid horseshit back. I hate this. me, seeing the exact same thing in the FFVII Rebirth trailer: aw hell yeah. FUCK yeah,

submitted 639 days ago • 0 comments

don't you just hate when the bus shows up right after you finally convince that homeless guy living behind the bus shelter to suck your dick

submitted 645 days ago • 0 comments

thanks to everyone that wished me a happy birthday. my friends gave me approximately ten thousand bags of potato chips and I’m currently pouring them all into the tub so I can submerge myself and achieve my next form

submitted 651 days ago • 0 comments

SNACK LIBRARY - dashare.zone ADMIN

submitted 656 days ago • 5 comments

shout outs to the fruit fly that flew into one of my toaster's coils and exploded - let it not be said that you were lacking in courage

submitted 671 days ago • 0 comments

thanks for the rain, nature, that's cool, I didn't want to see the perseids anyway, for fuck's sake

submitted 674 days ago • 0 comments

to the nearby apartment that's been blaring the Avengers theme song on a loop for at least the past fifteen minutes - you doin' alright? wanna talk about it?

submitted 677 days ago • 0 comments