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Male, he/him. 34 y/o. IT guy. Married to a girl way out of my league. Father of two. Straight-ish/Bi dude. Sometimes a fat as hell bro.
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the average canadian can also go to the hospital without starting a gofundme campaign

submitted 6 hours ago • 96 comments

I would pay a large sum of money out of my own pocket to watch the non-NFL flag football team vs. the NFL flag football team in a qualifier to see who represents the US

submitted 1 day ago • 14 comments

Me after seeing Diana Foxington in her kickboxing gear bsky.app/profile/camo...

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Every baseball Youtuber I follow: “talk about the AL west and the Mariners or disappear”

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

My search history if I stare at a beautiful woman for too long

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

What else is really big?

submitted 2 days ago • 15 comments

A comic about role reversals! 👶 BONUS Panel below! 👇

submitted 2 days ago • 15 comments

This aged me 5000 years.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Craig! #20! #LeemonZ #Craig #K9NBA

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

The typewriter scene from The Shining but it’s my screen with “Boot Green Bay Packers cow” written for 29,457 pages.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Bro…

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

bsky.app/profile/slim...

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

There's a man in back of this place. He's the one who's doing it. I can see him through the wall. I can see his face. I hope that I never see that face, ever, outside of a dream.

submitted 3 days ago • 8 comments

Diana

submitted 18 days ago • 3 comments

Why did I think the “toot toot beep beep” song was not a real song and just a song made for/by Arrested Development lmao

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

baseball doggos ⚾️✨

submitted 34 days ago • 7 comments

Drawing emoji combos #foxpopvli #art

submitted 5 days ago • 21 comments

From Liam Hendrik’s Instagram. What is wrong with you people, get help.

submitted 5 days ago • 8 comments

Ms. Rachel has always been a real one, but I am truly loving her "lemme go ahead and be crystal fucking clear on Palestinian people suffering being wrong, whatchu gonna do about it" era.

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

I fucking love Stevie Nicks for this

submitted 5 days ago • 41 comments

Bro I weep for the future lmao, I have 2 school-age daughters. bsky.app/profile/jame...

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Just checked Myfitnesspal and my lunch put me almost 1700 calories over my goal for the day.

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

the nfl should adopt a rollover guys rule that lets you put fewer than 11 guys on the field for any given snap and save those allotted guys for a future play of your choosing. so you could take a knee with 4 guys on first through third downs and then run a 32-guy offense on fourth down

submitted 6 days ago • 53 comments

Late Night Cooking

submitted 7 days ago • 49 comments

feel like a boomer when I see people sitting in coffee shops just watching tiktoks or facetiming with no headphones. these are the end times the Bible mentioned

submitted 7 days ago • 26 comments