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Espresso martinis klaxon

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Clean bedding #klaxon Summer duvet deployed

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

Red smoke has appeared from the Sistine Chapel, indicating that the Priests still feel there is a traitor among their number, & the game must continue.

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

Captain Corelli had the most thinly sliced vegetables and lacerated fingers of anyone in the Italian army.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I never finished my first mosaic. It was a few tile endeavour.

submitted 12 days ago • 7 comments

Awake; with a brain that desperately needed me to check who appears on the Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band album cover… Why?

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

when your nan knows you’re lying

submitted 170 days ago • 6 comments

Bath, I am in you

submitted 18 days ago • 2 comments

Lyme Regis, I am in you

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

sighs "Right, let's try that again. The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true"

submitted 20 days ago • 2 comments

Old MacDonald there, picking up five Scrabble tiles and muttering “for fuck’s sake” under his breath.

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

Clean bedding #Klaxon

submitted 21 days ago • 2 comments

If this time travel experiment works, I should be able to go from here and now and reappea—

submitted 22 days ago • 4 comments

Thanks to bank holidays and various other days leave, I’m not working a full week until June. This makes me incredibly happy…

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

My friend has just told me, and I quote verbatim here, ‘you have a lovely face and there are no scabs on it’… I believe she is referring to my recent bout of shingles which appeared on my face, but if I’m mistaken and ‘no scab’ is merely the benchmark in terms of attractiveness, why am I single…? 🤔

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

Should I be this cold in April…?

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

I’m thinking of getting this put on a t shirt

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

Watching The Outsiders like it’s 1983 or something… #StayGoldPonyBoy

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

"I'm loving this opera song" "Aria" "Certainly am"

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

‘Don’t sleep in the subway, Darling, don’t stand in the pouring rain.’ Petula Clark. ‘Sleep in the subway if you want, soft lad. See if I bloody care.’ Petulant Clark.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

A day early, but I am celebrating the weekend prematurely with clean bedding #klaxon

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

Sometimes your car journey is so long and uncomfortable that you just have to pull over and take your bra off…

submitted 40 days ago • 3 comments

I might have had a few cocktails…

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

Espresso martinis klaxon

Clean bedding #klaxon Summer duvet deployed

Red smoke has appeared from the Sistine Chapel, indicating that the Priests still feel there is a traitor among their number, & the game must continue.

Captain Corelli had the most thinly sliced vegetables and lacerated fingers of anyone in the Italian army.

I never finished my first mosaic. It was a few tile endeavour.

Awake; with a brain that desperately needed me to check who appears on the Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band album cover… Why?

when your nan knows you’re lying

Bath, I am in you

Lyme Regis, I am in you

sighs "Right, let's try that again. The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true"

Old MacDonald there, picking up five Scrabble tiles and muttering “for fuck’s sake” under his breath.

Clean bedding #Klaxon

If this time travel experiment works, I should be able to go from here and now and reappea—

Thanks to bank holidays and various other days leave, I’m not working a full week until June. This makes me incredibly happy…

Should I be this cold in April…?

I’m thinking of getting this put on a t shirt

Watching The Outsiders like it’s 1983 or something… #StayGoldPonyBoy

"I'm loving this opera song" "Aria" "Certainly am"

‘Don’t sleep in the subway, Darling, don’t stand in the pouring rain.’ Petula Clark. ‘Sleep in the subway if you want, soft lad. See if I bloody care.’ Petulant Clark.

A day early, but I am celebrating the weekend prematurely with clean bedding #klaxon

Sometimes your car journey is so long and uncomfortable that you just have to pull over and take your bra off…

I might have had a few cocktails…

For reasons unknown, rather than sleep my brain has chosen to relive the most obscure and unremarkable memories from my childhood… #why 🤷‍♀️

Is it too early in the evening to say - clean bedding? #klaxon

Why do people always want to talk to the introvert?