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for every pronoun you leave out of email signatures, we will make the DOW JONES go down another point. this is a hostage situation

submitted 75 days ago • 57 comments

Big Star: they were pretty good

submitted 75 days ago • 6 comments

I feel like such a doofus working on my taxes like we’re making it to april

submitted 85 days ago • 9 comments

It's weird that you can declare war on Harriet Tubman in Civ7, tbh

submitted 85 days ago • 36 comments

quick update: the man makig dog noises outside my apt ended up being just a dog. to all Gorgeous women who DMed me asking if im ok—thank you

submitted 85 days ago • 136 comments

submitted 91 days ago • 19 comments

in addition to being a contemptible liar and hollow opportunist, jd vance is also just pathetic. only a guy who has fried his brain on social media would even think to say something like this

submitted 93 days ago • 925 comments

god this guy is an idiot. like, a stone cold idiot who sincerely believes that war fighting and preparedness is about having the biggest dick

submitted 94 days ago • 4901 comments

i can easily shoot values

submitted 94 days ago • 15 comments

Put tariffs on the podcast mics. Enough.

submitted 95 days ago • 3 comments

Jon Stewart asks why Democratic leaders think they need better messaging rather than better policies. House Leader Hakeem Jeffries replies their solution is "making the American people feel that we understand the pain that they've been in" — the exact thing Stewart was criticizing!

submitted 95 days ago • 395 comments

the modern right only cares about a politics of bullying targets they deem unworthy of respect

submitted 95 days ago • 56 comments

It’s fun starting a new hobby with ADHD because I never know if I’ve found a new lifelong passion or if I’m going to spend $2000 on stuff and immediately lose all interest

submitted 95 days ago • 1514 comments

it is genuinely incredible that all you have to do is scratch the surface and it becomes clear that each of these guys is a huge piece of shit

submitted 96 days ago • 2269 comments

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I can only imagine the depths that a Tim Robinson character will descend to when given the length of a feature film in which to spiral out of control.

submitted 96 days ago • 14 comments

this attitude — paperwork is for sissies, real wars are won by Big Strong Men — is traditionally a harbinger of ruinous for defeat for everyone who holds it

submitted 96 days ago • 2031 comments

he looks like the two banshees of inisherin guys combined

submitted 97 days ago • 137 comments

New York Times reporter desperately shoving people over: I think the main point was pants

submitted 98 days ago • 64 comments

that’s right.

submitted 98 days ago • 421 comments

Nothing but respect for MY president

submitted 98 days ago • 28 comments

Honestly for a bunch of nerds there’s been some solid sports posting on Bluesky, we’re doing it folks

submitted 98 days ago • 18 comments

Just saw a post where someone said that use of em dashes (—) was a giveaway that you're using AI for writing. Uh, no. It could just mean you like to use em dashes.

submitted 98 days ago • 643 comments

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this guy being the shadow president and posting like this is proof that, just like the cold war, gamergate never truly ended

submitted 98 days ago • 103 comments

This energy. 👇🏻

submitted 100 days ago • 213 comments

Conservatives have no philosophical or intellectual base of belief aside from being cruel dickheads and being offended when they aren’t allowed to be

submitted 99 days ago • 32 comments

Don’t you wish we had made all these billionaires insane by taxing them and using that money to help people instead of making them insane by…uh…pronouns in signatures? I dunno whatever it was