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♈️ 29 I’m a pastry chef, of course I smell like cinnamon, spice, & everything nice 😊 #SkinniferHudson #SkyClear #FlightCrew #Hufflepuff
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You know what Jesus, it IS too close to midnight30 for me to be on here 😂 lemme go to bed 😂😭

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My daddy called me one time and asked if I could help him find dancers and bottle girls for a party he was having 😂

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

I really do feel like my dad thinks of me as his daughter but also maybe the son he never asked for. We talk about EVERYTHING 😂

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For the sake of comparison, 9% of Americans approve of the Black Plague.

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I was gonna stay up and be productive cause I’ve the mind too but I’m also getting up at 5:30 so I should go to sleep

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What is this obsession with being chosen first???

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Diddy: I thought I was the only one on that “I can’t believe it’s not butthole” bullsh•t… Morgan Freeman: Puff Daddy was NOT the only one on that “I can’t believe it’s not butthole bullsh•t

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

Sis had to wave the flag and say…

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

Tale as old as time.

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My one question that I want them to have to answer publicly and on the record, with their real names, is "What EXACTLY is it you want to say that you feel like you can't?"

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NIGGA I seen them with all my items in the cart (I shop quick) what pmo was the nigga in the other isle stocking shelves, laughing at me crouching down on the ground trying to see these mice

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I know I li d in the city and a lot of places have rodents but that type of shit makes my hands and feet itch. Ion like it 😭

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I came to a different grocery store this evening cause I needed gas. Yall there is mice running round playing tag in these peoples isles 😭 im so glad i only needed paper goods cause I wouldn’t have been able to buy food here 😭

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Shmoked! Baby I can’t compete and ion wanna 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

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I don’t want another dog, but I feel like I need another dog to watch my wotless dogs back

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I love a big brain freeze cold beverage, gimme a 32 oz cup with 12 oz of liquid and the rest ice 😭

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Just a reminder that Orwell’s protagonist in 1984, Winston Groom, works as a copy editor, except that his job entails endlessly “correcting the data” so that the archival record conforms to the Party’s preferred fictions, and what is “known” becomes a principal instrument of conformity.

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My brother in Christ please not on this good Sunday evening 😭

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

That’s on me fr 🤭 my bad 😭

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Father God. Not she buttered his popcorn 😭😭

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As an immunocompromised girlie who will literally wilt in the heat, grocery stores open until midnight are a godsend

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And the children of this nation, don’t have universal healthcare or free lunch at school so…

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FYI, this opening salvo of the U.S. declaration of war against #Iran used fourteen (14) 30,000-pound “bunker busters,” the bombs’ first official use. Each are about 20 feet long, 6 feet at their widest; each GPS-guided bomb is designed to burrow deep underground and costs multi-millions to produce.

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

Omggg🫢😭😭😭😭

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

I’m glad he was comfortable to share that, but ain’t no way I would’ve shared that information after any number of dates. Let alone the first one 😂

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Not the good butter. I would be too through.

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I know she wasn’t using Kerrygold on man ass. I know that much.

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Buttermilk booty biscuits

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We don't talk enough about the anti-romantic moments, those little slices of life that let you know you don't ever want to speak to this person ever again.

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She literally buttered his buns. He better go back to her cause idk if that can be matched

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