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blunerd.bsky.social
Baltimore, MD 🏠 30, Single, Gay, Blerd, Side/Bator, Growing powerlifter, Bull boi, HR employee, Gaymer, FF14 modder. An unhealthy obsession with the color blue. Chubby bois are the best bois. 🔷🔵🟦🐂💪🏾 Sometimes NSFW No minors, no transphobia, no MAGAs.
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They're making us do a mandatory ice breaker activity in the big conference room to welcome the new interns. So I conveniently had to use the bathroom. Someone please save me. (I'm also ridiculously horny, so while you're saving me, shove your dick in my face)

submitted 8 hours ago • 5 comments

Hello to all my new followers, and thank you so much! 💙 Just a general message; Yes, I do occasionally post NSFW content, and if you're here for that, I'm flattered. But I also post/repost nerdy things and things that interest me. I hope you'll stick around for that too. 💙💙

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Very happy with how this came out! I was so excited to see my sona in this very cute art style, and they did a fantastic job. Thank you much @ggtortellini.bsky.social 💙🐂

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Was doomscrolling all morning. Decided to take a walk. Beautiful days like this really are therapeutic. 💙

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Oh hey 👋🏾

submitted 10 days ago • 6 comments

Ehhhh... no, sorry 😅. Not into impact play. I'd happily pin you against a wall and rub your belly, but I wouldn't punch it lol.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Oh, this is an easy one lol. I'd want to be a baker. I'd live a very ordinary life. Open a bakery in either La Noscea or Coerthas, and explore the lands for new ingredients for new recipes. ...Provided I don't get enthralled or Thanos'd by some random primal.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Having someone stroke their dick right in my face, and be very verbal while doing it 🥴🥴🥴

submitted 13 days ago • 6 comments

Yes, 4 in total, 2 of them long term.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Curiosity got the better of me, I'll go for it ngl.link/blunerd

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Bower's sweatpants p2. He sometimes has trouble with his body, though it's not all that?? Find more on my Patreon ^^

submitted 15 days ago • 17 comments

#ffxiv_selfie Late, but meh.

submitted 14 days ago • 8 comments

"Will, why do you always have your earbuds in at work?" THIS IS WHY. "My neighbors always talk about the music, they love it!" I CAN GUARANTEE THEY DO NOT.

submitted 23 days ago • 3 comments

Lol, just got scammed by an XIV modder. Thank goodness chargebacks exist, I WILL be getting my money back. I do have to wonder.. like Having multiple discord accounts, multiple paypal accounts, multiple cashapp accounts, multiple XIV accounts is crazy work. Doing everything but getting a job lmao.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments