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national security adviser at popeyes louisiana kitchen | aka revrrlewis | he/him/🏳️‍🌈 |📍new orleans
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every relationship has one partner who loads the dishwasher like an architect and one who loads it like a toddler

beefy homosexual call that a

i want to vote for sluts

it’s the first day of pride month. it’s the first day of pride month and i don’t have a cute homosexual selfie to share. and you’re laughing?

happy early Pride Month everyone

starting a cool truck thread

skill issues, the lot of em. unfortunately they have made it the world’s problem too

just learned that the guy who plays detective reyes on law and order organized crime also played jesus in lady gaga’s judas music video

Times like these, I am reminded of a line from Edmund Burke: I hope they get every disease and die shitting.

can’t wait to order pizza from the blackface AI

wild that we sent a huge number of guys to Iraq at the start of that war without rifle plates and now this is just how cops dress to frighten kitchen employees

nintendo named kirby after an american lawyer, john kirby, who defended the company against a lawsuit calling donkey kong a ripoff of king kong. nintendo also gave him a sailboat named “donkey kong,” exclusive rights to the name “donkey kong” on sailboats, and a free copy of “kirby’s dream land”

forbidden soup

working on collecting helpful tips that are bad ideas on paper but have never steered me wrong

remembering when one of the neighborhood bars had “hunter biden’s bath water” as its wine of the month

i’m no tradesman but i am jealous of the plumber’s ability to show up for a job hours late with no notice, explanation, or consequence