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I’m probably afraid of you
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I really love my dark sense of humor but sometimes worry l it might make people uncomfortable. Also me: But not as uncomfortable as they’ll be when I’m dismembering them in my dungeon

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Chris Cornell writing lyrics: What are words that mean nothing but sound cool to 14 year olds? Oh! “Black hole sun.” Ok now it’s gotta rhyme… Hmm. “Won’t you come” Nailing this! Needs more nonsense tho… “Wash away the rain.” —- Maybe the shame is why… OH MY GOD, NO! Why his music got better!!!

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

They say cats will eat your face when you’re dead and I think that's just wonderful. How many people got to make themselves useful after they were dead? People whose faces got eaten by their cats, that’s who.

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

Is AI really stealing art though? No, it’s appropriating it, like actual artists have always done with art that came before. You know Andy Warhol didn’t even touch his work? He had his employees make it for him. Da Vinci also had a horde of assistants that made a huge portion of his work.

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

Check out my fantastic business card that AI made for me in a matter of minutes, and to my exact specifications. Sorry I can’t afford $3,000 right now for Todd the graphic designer to make some ugly logo instead

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

AI has already discovered medicines that have CURED certain cancers (look it up) but oh no, boo-hoo, graphic designers and shit

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

Also, show some fucking respect. I do, and when robots take over the world I bet I’m gonna get a pretty sweet cage.

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

Look at you guys, bitching about AI like it hasn’t ALREADY made medical breakthroughs. I literally know a woman whose cancer was CURED with a drug discovered by AI. (Look it up) Don’t like it? Go join the Amish & spend 6 hours a day doing laundry then boiling your own bathwater like it’s 1850.

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

Great joke, kid. Don’t worry that nobody likes it. They’re tiny little people with tiny little brains who live in your tiny little phone. (I’m insulting you guys, in case that wasn’t clear.)

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

I’m not afraid of aging. I’m afraid of being alive while aging

submitted 3 days ago • 9 comments

I have never felt so lucid, so present, so here-in-the-moment! Happy Sunday everybody!

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

Grateful Dead is a pretty accurate band name cuz I am in fact grateful that they’re dead. LOL, just kidding! (But seriously, people traveled around to hear that crap repeatedly? The drugs must have been absolutely phenomenal is the only rational explanation)

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

An orgy where everyone looks identical is called a doppelgängerbänger.

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

David Bowie's father: hey i have an idea why don't you reinvent yourself as somebody who mows the goddamn lawn

submitted 1 day ago • 55 comments

I was like “aw man even my mutuals are falling for AI generated headlines?” But no. Nope. There is legitimate non-AI video of a raccoon with two meth pipes. youtu.be/RoOZP04Zku0?...

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

My new family, clockwise from right to left: 1) Coco 2) Bella 3) Tiger 4) Max 5) Spawn 6) Entropy 7) David 8) Sharon 9) Yes 10) Harpsichord 11) Face Tattoo 12) Doggy 13) Super Freak 14) Socks 15) Demonic Entity 16) Sugartits 17) Allah 18) Mean/Bites 19)🌮 20) MySpace

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

Guys stop you’re real life creepiness is ruining my just joking creepiness .

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

Some days I don’t understand why I have any followers at all

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I was like “aw man even my mutuals are falling for AI generated headlines?” But no. Nope. There is legitimate non-AI video of a raccoon with two meth pipes. youtu.be/RoOZP04Zku0?...

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

I have becometh CatLady®️ I’ll post about my “fur babies” until I have only a few followers with a morbid curiosity to witness my documented psychological decline. It will eventually become so sad however, that even they will scroll past, unable to look directly into the eye of the cold dark abyss.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

this lil life of mine lol what the fuck

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

Fuck me AND the horse I rode in on? Ewww, don’t fuck my horse! Bunch of horse-fucking freaks.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment