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please tell me about where you're eating & drinking in Washington, DC
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My multi-use living dream, an apartment bldg with a cafe in the retail space, is really tainted by the coffee being horrific. Delicious pastries! But the espresso going into my drink is always pulled before I've even walked in and tastes burnt every time 😭

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Idk if any amount of STEM education can prepare someone for microwave cooking time dilation. This frozen burrito can either bake in the oven for *1 hour* or in the microwave for *2 minutes*

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My partner went out with her friend tonight so I am home alone with the cat making a shitton of Jello for a potluck tomorrow. Is this the new American dream?

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Just found out via a random reddit comment that the owner of my go-to farmer's market bakery is a convicted child sex abuser 😭

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

Could really use a lobotomy rn if anyone has one to spare

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

I am a black belt at getting little treats from the farmer’s market

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My partner just looked at me and said “I think I’m going to have a damp January.” Which means cocktails at Astoria tomorrow!!

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

(when anything bad happens to me twice) every FUCKING time with this

submitted 131 days ago • 11 comments

I've been working with a guy for a few months now and he has an accent that I don't really recognize but for some reason sounded familiar.... today we were in the middle of a phone call and I had to restrain myself from laughing cause I realized this man sounds like Nandor from WWID

submitted 139 days ago • 0 comments

This isn't news to anybody, but I hadn't seen this until now and he really is just an evil person. Absolute piece of shit. Not sure what exact language is bannable here, but he should do something to himself.

submitted 159 days ago • 106 comments

True Life: My brainworms made me get into an argument in Instagram comments about banning right turns on red

submitted 167 days ago • 1 comment

In the interest of a mature and robust civic culture and debates over matters of public interest, fuck this guy and fuck you if you vote for him.

submitted 230 days ago • 51 comments

40 minutes away from 12 hours in the ER waiting room 🫠

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Listen to this story of what getting an abortion in the US in the 1960s was like, when abortion was illegal everywhere, and how a group of women in Chicago connected women to underground abortion providers then learned how to provide safe D&C abortions starting in 1969.

submitted 255 days ago • 3 comments

I made some ramen eggs and it’s kinda nice to have a cool vinegary snack in the middle of your flaming hot spicy bowl of ramen

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If the Supreme Court’s Republican justices had a publicly-stated goal of helping Republicans keep the House in 2024, what would they be doing differently

submitted 417 days ago • 24 comments

the @yourewrongabout.bsky.social dc snipers part 1 is some of the best & most heartfelt storytelling i’ve ever heard. working my way through the rest of the backlog 🫡

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are all of your instagram friends posting lana’s cover of country roads or are you not from West Virginia?

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tonight’s “dudes rock” dinner: auntie anne’s at-home pretzel dogs and tgi friday’s mozz sticks 😎

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he is so many sauces tall

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