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When I grow up, I either want to be a principal or a caterpillar.
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Which one is Lilo and which one is Stitch?

just so you all know bc books are a very opaque business... any way you buy/borrow a book is fantastic, but getting hard copies is *significantly* better for the author because that number shows up in an antiquated database called BookScan that publishers prize. ebooks & audio don't.

we all got a little Barbie in us (the microplastics)

12 years old today. What kind of birthday treat should he get, @darthbluesky.bsky.social?!

Barb Howard summing up my thoughts on Coachella

Calm down, folks, it was just an attempted assassination of a Jewish Democratic governor and his family on the first night of Passover, it’s not like somebody spray painted a dick on a Cybertruck.

This was three months ago.

Lori Beth Denberg reprised her All That librarian character to do a pro-library, anti-book banning reel and I love it so much??? www.instagram.com/reel/DIK0_bD...

Everything is bad in a way I can’t fully process but that just makes it easier to dissociate. Yay!

You set the house on fire, watched it burn, and then lost your nerve and put it out. You now have a partially burned house. Great job.

Why does my tulip look like it’s heading to Flavortown?

The discourse around tariffs has been “things will get more expensive” but I am here to tell you that I am knee deep in reporting on this subject and I strongly suspect that if super high tariffs endure, it will shift to *certain items cease to be available at any price*

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Oh wow: Portland Oregon is NOT KIDDING #handsoff

Your tariff rate is your star sign divided by the number of boys you've kissed, multiplied by one

It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—

IF YOU'RE IN LINE TO PISS ON STROM THURMOND'S GRAVE, STAY IN LINE

WASHINGTON (AP) — Cory Booker breaks the record for longest Senate speech, previously held by segregationist Strom Thurmond.

i think the trick to not aging into an annoying crank is to accept that you're getting dumber without losing your curiosity

imagine being accidentally added to a signal group chat but it is just people sharing photos of their dogs

hello ok i am awake what did i miss tell me every thing

Me in the national security group team chat

I commissioned a portrait of my Aunt Chris for her 67th birthday. She coaches softball in Rio Rancho and smokes a pack of Pall Malls every day. Been with her partner Allison for 30 years. Loves a blackberry muffin and some Gatorade.

I like stories.

Re: Helly R.

Ah, he never disappoints.

Me to Chuck Schumer.

If you’re protesting this weekend, know your rights.