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I’ve fallen and i cannot legally move it move it anymore
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i cant stop thinking about this

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so proud of demi moore

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my stomach has been making this deep bellowing gurgle for about 7 years now. its comforting in a way. it’s getting expensive maintaining this illusion of normalcy.

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submitted 204 days ago • 1 comment

Normalize willn’t [will not] As in: Friend: can you help me real quick? Me: I could but I willn’t. Friend: what does willn’t mean? Can you help me or not? Me: it means I will not. Willn’t is a contraction to make it shorter. It’s like won’t but it’s not as confusing. Friend: oh. Okay.

submitted 203 days ago • 0 comments

POV: you are the games on my phone

submitted 204 days ago • 4 comments

is that what this app is for? lil freaking freakers? i'm in. my freak is that i don't like capitalizing the pronoun "i"

submitted 230 days ago • 1 comment

it sure does smell like updog in here

submitted 230 days ago • 19 comments