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If you're bored, then you're boring | Suburbs of Chicago, IL | He/Him
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Conservative scorning, poster's warning. Conservative fight, poster's delight.

Bummed my Walmart Switch 2 preorder didn’t show today but at least it’s actually shipped now and should be here tomorrow no problem.

Damnit. We had been planning to save up money for a Florida trip to see Disney World/Epic Universe next year, but we might have to make a quick trip to California for Horror Nights this year. I wish it was just based on the games and not specifically the show, I get why and that's still fucking cool

We've got movement! After getting an email from Walmart on like Saturday telling me to prepare for shipment soon, Wednesday evening the thing finally ticked over from placed to preparing. Still think it'll show tomorrow tbh (famous last words?)

I need you all to see the hype video that this person made to sell their 1994 Geo Metro

ICE goons roleplaying Call of Duty while in front of a Mexican restaurant with a sign that says “Make Tacos not Walls”, as if the symbolism could get more on the nose

Still think it's crazy that it took this silly Taco Watch vs Taco Warning meme for me to really understand the concept.

A French film swept Japan in the '50s — and its impact on Japanese animation was immense. Among its fans were Hayao Miyazaki, Isao Takahata and their co-workers at Toei Doga. We explore how they saw it, why they loved it and what they learned: animationobsessive.substack.com/p/the-french...

the fact most reports are leaving out that he was killed protecting his husband during a homophobic hate crime where his dead dog's skull was placed in their mailbox as a threat is leaving some important details out i think

is it time to bust out my "bigfoot is bears" photo collection again? if your mental image of a bear is a thick-furred, fat glossy male bear in autumn, you're probably not prepared for how weird their proportions can look in spring, or when walking upright, like they frequently do.

A fun quirk I just noticed about the residents of Cyrodill in Oblivion is that they lock their *basement* doors which is a door already inside a locked house.

Is it just me or did DOOM: The Dark Ages come out to positive reviews, and good impressions and then three days later just disappear from the discourse.

Really loving the little modifications and deviations from the SnowRunner model that RoadCraft is playing with. It’s entirely unrealistic but my favorite are the little puzzle sections you have to piece together using your scout vehicles winch.

you gotta be faster

weekend time folks, we did it

wrote about how elden ring nightreign just isn't for me. i love elden ring & i love many other games that were clear influences on nightreign (roguelikes, battle royales, destiny strikes!) but the combination of elements isn't hitting imo. did my best to explain why: www.polygon.com/opinion/6025...

Was livid all day Wednesday dealing with an email thread that really should have been a meeting. (I know, how often does THAT happen?) But feeling especially vindicated today as we finally had that meeting, and as expected, everything clicked into place when we could actually talk back and forth.

Continuing to play the Oblivion Remaster. Lost my horse along the way and was looking for the right stable that sold the “best” horse. Couldn’t immediately recall and thought to open my phone and check like normal and was struck dead by how 2006 me would have just gone to each stable and checked

"To understand who is in control, observe who you are not allowed to criticize." -Voltaire

Afternoon coffee is the best time to break out this mug. I absolutely love it, but it barely holds 8oz of coffee and that’s not really enough for my mornings. 😅

FINE, I MADE MY OWN ELDEN RING NIGHTREIGN AMV! I'd add sound effects if I was going really nuts, but I refuse to spend more than half a day on this (as fun as it was 🤣) Btw, HUGE PROPS to the capture team that worked on the Night Reign trailers 'cause holy shit that's good stuff.

Having to do show and tell as a kid growing up in America really set the wrong expectation that people would actually care about the things you wanted to show them.

Ok so I didn’t really need that in my adult beverage but thanks for sharing

When you're at a point where there's just no way your action game based on a world-famous billion-dollar box office super hero character can realistically be financially viable you have to ask what the games industry is doing, man.

Really gonna be giving any Elden Ring Nightreign review a bit of a side eye as it's going to be the community that makes or breaks this game. Will the GIT GUD LOSER crowd show up? Or will the "Let Me Solo Her" heroes be the won to drive community sentiment?