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when i’m eating truck stop subway that’s the real me

Relative of a family friend got swept up by ICE. The reason? He had a disagreement with his manager. Manager called ICE. ICE picked him up in front of the entire undocumented staff, as a fucking warning.

back when in rehab a young blood i liked a lot tried cleverly hoarding the snack pack puddings in the shared fridge, & i razzed him as i ate one for thinking he could hide anything in a ward full of addicts. i am 8 steps ahead of every hiding spot.

#disney rewriting #secretwars after seeing Pedro speak in support of Mahmoud Khalil

Daredevil should have introduced Mike McLintok into the MCU as one of Kingpin’s advisors

at some point around 2004-2010 white teens and young adults decided the way to hold onto their childhoods forever was by applying both aave & hyper masculinity when they talked about Mario or whatever & that’s why today we have 30 somethings goin “bruh lowkey madagascar 3 had some fire chase scenes”

of course i’d never hit anyone under 18 but in no way am i above slashing some lil shit’s bike tires over gettin slurred

*youth pastor sitting in a chair backwards during a fight with his wife* you know who else talked to sex workers?

proud of my title of always nurses favorite patient

body is busted & brain’s a little worse rn but some lyrics fell out of me today without any effort which hasn’t happened in a long time

folks idk how to get in my blue sky groove

stay home from aa & do an online meeting and call your sponsor & your fellows when yr sick as a dog challenge

been on a smiths kick & the guitar work on ‘still ill’ is next level finesse. ‘life is taking and not giving england is mine it owes me everything’ is such sick work too. ‘girlfriend in a coma’ is on my list of songs that make me want to punch through drywall, hot garbage all around

this sentiment and that “indivisible” org being a fucking joke can both be true at once

hate speech hell no but i will defend your right to tell me to go fuck myself to the death

PS everytime someone buys a ring camera the hydra of the surveillance state grows another head so cut that shit out. go closed circuit if you really worry about “but my p p packages” that much

when they go low we go hide

more or less abridged, dude literally said: “We are concerned about how subsequent administrations could interpret and use this, but let me clear: Oh well.”

get me to kong’s country

1 in 22.

don’t worry i got one in the chamber

new cure album still has her hooks in me, can’t believe there’s one more coming

i think the “are you happy now” shit is indication of a vile & pigeon-minded human being but with that said, jack black, hope it was worth it—the arc of justice has judged you and found you lacking

that banal jerry seinfeld fuck kanye ai video realllyyyy showing that zionists *cannot* tell when reality is being fabricated & doctored & spoon fed to them in the most insanely fake way-also fuck kanye & antisemites, obvi. but jesus.

hey, so just confirming that i’m in trouble and everyone is mad at me?

The image of the night.

did anyone ever show david lynch kirby? someone should have

red hot chili peppers should have named themselves bubbly oatmeal

anthony kiedis is at the top of the on sight club. justice aside if you like rhcp there is nothing inside of you, only playdough

fixating on specs & graphics & big number bigger than smaller number wow…a disease

dinosaur jr was right about everything

something about gotenks japanese voice is just so punk

the bastardized idea of a connect whatever dots you draw “deserving” concept of cause & effect that permeates western society is residual psychic radiation from the catholic church regardless of what anyone claims to “not” believe

anne of green goblins

one time i bartended a party for the UN that ended with me putting thou’s “smoke pigs” on loop

lol well i got suspended on x anyway

“they groom their kids into thinking intifada is the path to heaven” says guy who grew up saying the lord’s prayer and the pledge of allegiance back to back every morning of his shitty american life soon after he gained speech, who’s military had him doing pull ups for t-shirts in the lunch room