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I have one concern that I can't get out of my head: am I getting women pregnant and not even knowing it?

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I need medical marijuana to get over my crippling fear of bongs.

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Hi folks—I'm Greg. I'm an award-winning advertising copywriter and creative director with a background in everything from global brand campaigns to weird, wonderful one-offs. Check out my work: gregtommills.myportfolio.com Always open to conversation, collaboration, or just mutual curiosity.

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Out of work, looking, and caught in the mess that is the 2025 job market. Things are tight, and I could use a hand with bills while I get back on my feet. If you're able to help—or just share—it’d mean a lot.. gofund.me/d6007e09

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Broth from the bathwater of a shivering moose calf, still tacky from the womb. The Mounties are coming and they are mad. Eat up. $29.95

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The thing that scarred Danny Trejo 's face, wrapped in a recalled Blue's Clues nursery blanket. The peeps you hear are its soul escaping. $2

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Liverwurst glory hole smeared with hot Robitussin and fiberglass flakes. Server (Roger) will play peek-a-boo with you. $41.95

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Various neutered mammals, blast radiated and slathered in Kid Rock sauce. Juggalo shots, gratis for the undiscerning. $51.10

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Terror pies raining down on you as you run screaming through the debris. Their deliciousness is inhumane and indiscriminate. $23.95

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Ageist prune paste for stupid old people who don't know who Wiz Khalifa is. Popular during the Korean War or Live Aid or something. $2 bits.

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Fudge fist studded with D&D lead figures inserted into your throat by a beefy and sullen teenager. He gets academic credit. You do not. $27.30

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Freshly molted Keith Richards husk, made supple with flan and agar. Arms are summer sausages (goat). $42.93

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FALSE SOY PHALLUSES, REEKING OF CORRUPTION, CRAMMED INTO A VINYL SHAVING BAG AND BOILED IN A TAPIOCA MIASMA. ADULTS ONLY. $69.69

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Time-stamped meat tarts, smushed-delivered in ten minute intervals around the clock via whisper quiet pneumatic ducts. $15

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Sous Vide Coelacanth Head With Tiny Tree Frogs Stuffed Into Its Eye Socket. Served With A Honey Glazed Lantern Battery and Fuck You Couscous $3

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Pudding Skin Blister-Dumplings Filled With Off-Gassing from a Mercury Puddle we found in a Romanian tractor tire factory. $23

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Foot-long horse suet log, rolled in human teeth and dipped in fondant. Jam it up your butt. Eat it. Cry over it. Who gives a shit???.... $18

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A Microsoft Zune, heavily breaded and deep fried, encased in a three pound beef pectin cube. Served with red tide au jus.... $19

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A flight of marzipan Steve Harvey busts, filled with a chum of tadpoles and mincemeat. Every tenth head served has crude sentience... $14.95

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Atomized Wasabi Paste is sprayed on your nether regions while you are force fed potash grits.... $17.9

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Poison oak bronchial salad topped with freshly grated Horned Toad Molting. A tour group will watch you eat it.... $29.50

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Vulcanized rubber nibs encased in a roulade of bat wing, then lit on fire. Served in the next county...$8

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A bowl of hot spider egg sacs, garnished with bloody thumb prints. Rory the busboy winks at you while you eat it... $22.50

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Indifferently harvested shark egg purses, forced into your mouth by the scabby thumbs of a low-level speed dealer....$ 17.95

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Scampi of pill bugs and locally banned turd mushrooms, served over a dick-shaped ragweed pollen pasta. You'll get yours, pally....$27.50

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Nicotine patch goulash, seasoned with Tide detergent pods and a hoof of some kind. The steam coming off this will stain your face....$32.75

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Cold toast served in a horse skull, Cossack-style. Waiter shows you pictures of the horse as a frolicking colt.... $23.99

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Our trademark Connect-the-Dots lasagne, made from chem trails and steel beams, drizzled in a luxurious George Soros sauce.... $23.99

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12 Crenshaw melons are exploded by M-80s table side, spraying yellow melon shit everywhere and it's fucking rad... $28.95

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Shriveled, moist turnip are jammed into your nostrils by Gary the Sous Chef. Everything will taste like graveyard dirt for a week.... $7.95

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Oprah head, 3D printed in aspic with a tin of sardines floating in the middle of it. The sardines are her soul.... $42.95

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A foam we found on Joey the wino, served in one of those fruity little demitasses we know you probably like... $23.80

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Possum tail tempura, breaded in fingernails and mini-fig heads. Served with a Mr. Pibb dipping sauce (which is just Mr. Pibb)... $32.99

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Three scotch pigeons eggs sealed in a caul of shitty Topps bubble gum then dipped into a tapioca striated with Spartan blood broth...$17.99

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Infinitely metastasizing fountain of meat, left on your table to do its thing. You need to run. Seriously..... $41.50

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A torus of laxative-encrusted rag weed hardtack, drenched in sumac schnapps and topped with a heaping scoop of raw McNugget extrusion.... $23.50

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Marmalade of chum and bunion spore, thumb-smeared across a blackened night soil pita. Not sure where the hissing sound comes from..... $15.98

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Kefir of Buscemi eye juice, served in a beaker fogged by the breath of “Chappy”, the delivery guy from the local florist. Garnished with a crackling of some variety (blue veins?).... $12.45

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A salmagundi of various irregular glands, jammy echidna eggs, salted remora, and Gibson onions, seasoned with iron filings and locust husks.... $29.50

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A hillock of matter.... $29.50

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A “popcorn” of Staten Island dredging scow barnacles, fried and exploded, then drizzled with corn dog stick broth.... $13.75

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An orca liver mitt, steamed in a car battery, then stuffed with burner phones set on vibrate. Served on a bed of eucalyptus leaves that were rejected by koalas....$21.50

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“Human plums” with surprise lighter fluid pockets, scabbed in store-brand diet cola reduction. Shot out of a t-shirt cannon aimed at your worthless pig face........$17.95

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Tantric pubic brittle, left over from a sensuality workshop your parents went to at the Unitarian church. Your mom will call you sobbing during the meal.... $24.95

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Roach clip tikka masala, seasoned with toner powder, dander and assorted beaks. Served in an edible hair bowl.... $12.95

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i would like $300

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with summer here, protecting your skin from the sun’s harmful rays is essential. i am SPF 10,000 and i am will to lay on top of you for an hourly fee of $20.

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What if God is senile, and the angels are like "Tapioca time, big guy!"

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