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Everybody is being mean, this would make for an absolutely orgasmic series of repeated noises and vibration for three seconds straight if you rolled over them in Katamari Damacy, and with none of the screaming that tends to come around the 3m size of rolling.

Bad Ice Bar Hurdsfield, ND

we already lost our industrial base to china, now they're beating us at our own culture

When Sabrina Carpenter’s teenage fans walk into their local Tower Records to buy her new CD I think they’ll be shocked by its raunchy cover art

At Amsterdam airport on a LA-bound flight, I got a random check as always. This time, as soon as security opened my backpack, I got hit by the strongest weed smell I'd ever smelled. I've never used any drugs. It wasn't mine. Nervous, I glanced at the person behind me, and Snoop Dogg nodded back.

hooray for having a working washing machine again

BREAKING: A Kansas state court reversed a decision that would require transgender people in Kansas to have the wrong gender markers on their IDs.

Oh youre jacking off to the sabrina carpenter sexy dog pic? Boring. Ill instead be jacking off to the album covers of Schubert , and Strauss

When I heard the mom of a trans girl say the night her daughter came out to her was the first time she'd ever seen her child happy, I knew it was a story I needed to share. These are the stories the public isn't hearing. An honor to get to report on 3 family's journeys for @teenvogue.com.

JUST IN: Judge Charles Breyer finds that President Trump exceeded the scope of his authority and violated the 10th Amendment by federalizing the California National Guard and orders him to return control to Governor Newsom. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

bah, the MCU for the heatbed keeps overheating when i do an enclosured abs/asa print that's more than like 3-4 hours long i've already put a heatsink on there but it looks like i'm going to need to print a new housing that holds a fan i've already got the fans, anticipating this

Dark elf Fern. Pendant from real leaf in copper with ruthenium and gold. #nature #fern #magic #dark #electroformed #ruthenium #handmade #pendant #necklace #sciart #botanical

my eight-month-old son won't drive a car. i set him in the driver's seat, buckle him in, even put the key in the ignition for him, and he just sits there and smiles at me. i'm at my wit's end

life advice: never listen to rich people.

don't you dare sully the one good show. don't you dare be nasty in front of rob brydon. get the fuck out

trans people planning a summer vacation

DING DONG!! DING DONG!!!

ah yes, that is what I meant

This is incredible

dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers

sky cleared up enough to see the moon!

picked up a pair of giant green onions at h-mart the other day so that i could plant them they're gonna need a second to start growing again, but i'm very much looking forward to having some giant onions

Alert Sound xkcd.com/3100/

look how they massacred my boy 😭

god i just cannot imagine giving a shit about what gender strangers live their lives in. like we get really wrapped up in layers of using science and poetry to defend ourselves but holy shit are transphobes just fucking busybody creeps

everyone who talks about how fake and terrifying big cities are makes it sound like they're living in an isolated farming town in the middle of nowhere when in reality they're all in the fucking suburbs. "us REAL americans" ok you live in a gated community, relax

the rose has another spider mite infestation, so i decided to get some proper poison (systemic and foliar) and repotted it into one of the tomato planters really hope this does the trick, i'm getting tired of chopping web-covered leaves and stems

New from 404 Media: Delta, United, American etc don't want you to know they sold your flight data to DHS. The country's airlines sell bulk names and flight itineraries to DHS to be searched without a warrant. Contract tells DHS to not reveal where this data came from www.404media.co/airlines-don...

thought this was really beautiful

Man this country's politicians really love to cite MLK as this incredible nonviolent bringer of change despite 1. Critics at the time calling his marches violent and 2. The fact that the government fucking killed him anyway

Starting to think there's a link between taking my medication targeted at alleviating a specific symptom, and experiencing that symptom less. I'll provide updates on this as it develops

Israel illegally boarded a humanitarian mission in international waters with heavy weaponry, then disappeared the crew. Al Jazeera is the only one I can find that is reporting on this without Israeli fluff or propaganda. www.aljazeera.com/news/liveblo...

sky's gay

it’s also important to remember that Stephen Miller went to high school in Santa Monica and has never forgiven this city for not giving a shit that he was a very edgy boy with very edgy opinions that he extremely wanted to talk about

Warby (short for “Water Being”) is the Kanagawa Prefectural Waterworks character. Hamapyon the frog is the mascot for the Yokohama waterworks bureau.

https://gacha.o0o0.jp/gp/archives/2200 『海洋堂カプセルQミュージアム 「ニャンズ・ライフ」』発売。 "Kaiyodo Capsule Q Museum "Cats' Life"" released. #ガチャポン #gachapon

hooray for migraines

bro same

Pouring milk on my tear-gassed comrade's face, then pouring Cap'n Crunch on his face, then pouring orange juice and buttered toast