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30yo man melbourne - gay nerd - lover of wwe and nxt wrestling, video games, comic books and dogs! Here to make other nerdy pals, especially queer folk :)
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Goddamn fuck you @vox.com for selling polygon and allowing it to be gutted.

chill out; it’s alright; kiss me; it’s nice to be alive

Today i am thinking about the time my sort-of-ex told me it was a myth and that I had jumped on the bandwagon in claiming I remembered Pokemon being cancelled on the morning of 9/11. As if my ass wasn’t watching pokémon every goddamn morning or would have bothered lying about it. MEN!

Boy fkn howdy Elimination Chamber brought the goods! So happy for Bianca, Naomi and Jade that they’ve got this awesome, meaty storyline. They all absolutely killed it last night - welcome to the big time, Jade. You were already there but now i reckon you’re READY to make it tour own. #wrestlesky

The Penguin is an excellent damn tv show, up and down the board.

I have spent MONTHS promising @teamrycket.bsky.social that B-Fab really does have something while she and the Street Profits have been languishing doing nothing - and now she’s wrestling and the team up with Michin is working he finally sees it! Huzzah! #wrestlesky #smackdown #wwesmackdown

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Smackdown was fucking good this week! Incredible that Smackdown has time for a Piper Niven vs B-Fab match, but Raw has NOTHING to do for so many women. #wrestlesky #wwe #wweraw #raw #smackdown

I also think it was bizarre booking to put Lyra and Dakota in a clean face vs face match for the Women’s Intercontinental Championship. Face vs face is always hard, and they did their best, but there was no story, and the crowd just did not seem to care most of the time. #wwe #wweraw #wrestlesky

It is straight up unacceptable that we are back to getting one women’s match a week on Raw. It’s a three hour show! And smackdown almost always managed to give us two women’s matches when it was a two hour show. There are SO many women on that roster! Where are they? #raw #wweraw #wrestlesky

Hello! Me and my partner (the @teamrycket.bsky.social ) are starting to get into AEW - what’s the best show at the moment? #wrestlesky #aew

I could make a VERY strong argument for a third Smackdown Six being the 2024 crowd of Bianca Belair, Naomi, Jade Carbill, Bayley, Nia and Tiffany Stratton! #wwe #wwesmackdown #wrestlesky

So: what for the street profits? they are a massively underutilized asset at the moment and it feels like past time for a change. So… what will it be? Heel turn? Tez solo run? Please speculate wildly and obsessively. #wwe #wwesmackdown #wrestlesky

I freakin love you baby boy @teamrycket.bsky.social 😘😘😘

And… and I’m not sure of the shape of it quite yet… a big fucking betrayal is coming in the Bayley/Naomi/Bianca/Jade space… and i’m so freakin excited.

Phrasing of ‘rich brew’ stolen from none other than one Mallory Rubin of the House of R podcast.

That fatal fourway was a rich fucking brew of character dynamics! And the match was fucking epic. Smackdown is so good and has been so good for so long in the Women’s Division. This whole year has felt planned from the start. #wwe #wwesmackdown #bayley #naomi #nia #biancabelair #tiffytime

Nia’s dressed to fight… just sayin’ #wwe #wwesmackdown #tiffytime

TIFFY TIME HERE WE COME #wwe #wwesmackdown

I am currently listening to the audiobook of Fragile Remedy by Maria Ingrande Mora - stumbled upon it on libby looking for something gay with somewhat Cyberpunk 2077 vibes. I had never even heard of it before but am fkn loving it!

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Storyline idea: we use Kayden/Katana’s current run in NXT to do a katana vs katana match between Katana Chance and Karmen Petrovic. If Karmen loses she has to ditch the sword. If loses she has to ditch the terrible fucking name. #wwenxt #nxt #wrestlesky

A crossover between NXT and Cyberpunk 2077 could quite possibly be the most Me Shit to ever exist. Karmen’s already got the katana.

I have no fucking idea what they were thinking for that NXT title storyline! I assume there’ll be a rematch between Trick and Oba? But why muddy his crowning moment like that! Dominik Mysterio Eddy Thorpe is not. #wwe #wwenewyearsevil #nxtnewyearsevil #newyearsevil

Whichever party first works out the majority’s view on hot cross bun timing, and somehow makes a bullshit culture war election issue out of it, will win an Australian election one day. We’re raring to bloody go on this one.

I have been - very intermittently - been working my way through the Krakoan Age, and I’m very hype to be up to Inferno! Duggan’s X-Men does very little for me, and I’m thrilled to have a core book written by Hickman again (even if it’s an event).

Also the long recap of the michin chelsea match? fuck yeah. chelsea’s PERFECT post match interview? fuck yeah. #wrestlesky

Also, something has clicked with me with Solo since they won that first six man tag match against roman and the usos. He’s fucking killing it atm. I honestly might end up cheering for him against roman. #wrestlesky

MAN that women’s tag match had a big fight feel and got me hype! I had no idea if Nia’s blood was real or a work. And Nia stood by while Candice was so mean to her. I really thought this might have been the cash in! And Naomi justifying herself as tag champ! So good. #wrestlesky

What the hell is ADD? My friends say I should act my age…