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Audible Shape. Semi-Ambulatory Cheese Disposal System. Actor/Writer/Director/Producer/Cat-Wrangler.
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Timeline cleanser. Years from now, when you're pondering the origin story of The Greatest Metal Band Ever To Walk The Earth, know that it began right here. With our tiny Dark Overlord.

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Mother of God, what a terrible day to understand words.

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WE ARE RELIEVED TO HEAR A U.S. COURT HAS RULED THAT TARIFFS AGAINST OUR ISLAND WERE ILLEGAL AND A SPECTACULAR MISUNDERSTANDING OF GEOGRAPHY, BIOLOGY, AND REALITY. FLIPPERS UP UNTIL WE ARE PERMANENTLY SHOWN DUE RESPECT. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER -PM Tuxley II

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I've discovered that a good way to get blocked on here is to light-heartedly suggest that a piece of work by a creator - who's efforts you've previously enjoyed - is not only not to your taste, but may even be substandard. Even bad. Some motherfuckers are *very* fragile. Idiots.

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NASA launched 1 SLS. It sent an experimental, crew-rated capsule into cis-lunar orbit further than any Apollo mission and returned it safely to Earth. SpaceX has launched 9 Starships, all of which exploded before reaching orbit. You Elon stans are all fucking idiots.

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What no one in political media is telling y'all is that no in D.C. is taking Trump's Golden Dome proposal seriously. Not the military. Not the media. Not lawmakers. No one. It is the policy equivalent of putting a child's shitty crayon drawing on the fridge.

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The perfect girl doesn't exis-

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For all of your urgent strigiphilia needs:

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My perfect girl doesn't exis-

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